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embracing for the worst

Kissing cousin to the term, "I'm bracing for the worst", this term refers to when Person A is about to go through what may likely be "Hell in a handbasket", and so Person B is holding him close 'n' tight to reassure him and encourage him to not feel quite so distressed or afraid.
Young mother who's soothingly cradling a slight-figured blonde-pigtailed toddler on her knee in a doctor's waiting room: My little one's gonna have blood-work done for the first time, and so I'm embracing for the worst --- she's insanely petrified of needles, exactly like her Mama when I was her age. So not only will my holding her super-tight help her to feel safer and comforted while the syringe is being used, but it will also keep her terrified little body rock-steady in spite of her fears, and so the procedure can go off as quickly, cleanly, and painlessly as possible.
by QuacksO August 3, 2018
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embracing-towel

A large clean towel that you carry with you while strolling the beach, and then drape around the shoulders of any cute chicks whom you meet prior to giving them a hug, so that you don't hafta endure any disgusting yucky-sticky skin-to-skin contact with sweaty/oily arms, necks, chests, backs, and shoulders during said embraces.
I find that bathing beauties are much more willing to give me a hug when I bring along an embracing-towel; I even occasionally receive a warm-hearted compliment from da chick for my being "such a perfect gentleman" to think considerately of her like that.
by QuacksO December 2, 2018
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embarrister

An attorney whose job it is to dig up all of da humiliating dirt on his clients and/or da opposing parties in da cases he handles.
Fletcher Reede surely did a lot of witness-reputation-smearing during his colorful career as an embarrister.
by QuacksO December 10, 2021
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embracing the worm

embracing the worm means to become a giant worm person. your limbs would be removed and you'd become pink. You would walk around on your nonexistent legs though.
"Hey jeff!"
"Hey Micheal!"
"Hehahha."
"...micheal?"
"HAHHHHSH"
"Micheal??"
"Worm noises."
"MICHEAL STOP EMBRACING THE WORM."
"NO!"
by .astr0xstarz. February 5, 2025
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chaos' embraces

the chaos embraces you.
"welcome, chaos' embraces"
"what does that mean"
"you'll see"
by B34u May 23, 2022
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