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elsewhat

Something else.

Once a respectable English word, deriving from Old English /elles hwat/. Unfortunately it died out.

See also elsewhere, and compare elsewhen (1418), elsewho (1542), elsehow (modern).
It takes time and effort which might usefully be spent doing elsewhat. (The Face, Nick Logan)
His mind was on elsewhat that hot summer evening after tea. (Memories of the Gorbals)
But his eyes were saying elsewhat (One shining summer, Quinn Wilder)
by Thomas the Rhymer December 21, 2006
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Elephant Man

A person who has an incredible memory, yet is horribly deformed and infested with parasites. They are also highly resistant to cancer for reasons science is yet to explain.
Tom: Hey what was that word we were going to add to urban dictionary?

Bill: damn I forgot

Tom: I guess neither of us are an elephant man

Bill: No shit, otherwise I wouldn’t have been diagnosed with stage four leukemia last week.
by Long Horse Short Walk October 11, 2021
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One Eared Elephant

The One Eared Elephant is a maneuver in which a man turns one pant pocket inside-out while simultaneously exposing his penis through the zipper of said pants.
Have you ever seen a one eared elephant? Do you want to?
by jawbutt_teh_nutt February 12, 2008
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elephant golf

Golfing game. When a man fails to drive the ladies tee-box it is customary to force him to turn his trouser/shorts pockets inside out, unzip his fly, and walk the length of the hole with his johnson out, thus making an elephants image around his crotch.

Cruel variations of this game include consuming a quiagh (a small silver tureen used to formally serve whiskey at gatherings) of whiskey before every new hole when playing in a fourball. The first 3 players (determined by the lowest score at the previous hole) can sip as much or as little as they like, but the fourth player must finish what is left. This normally results in at least one player getting totally mashed and spaffing their drives only a handful of yards.
"Ooops, failed to make the ladies tee again, you know what that means - elephant golf!"

"Let's hit the golf course with a bottle of dram for some elephant golf"

"OK, rules for todays golf competition. No ladies on the course, and elephant golf to be played at all times."
by Jamie Douglas September 8, 2006
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elephonkey

An animal bread in America. When seen in the wild it is often mistaken to be two entirely separate species but upon closer inspection it is incredibly only only one.
"Did you see that elephant and donkey fighting it out on PBS last week!!"

"No you idiot! Those were elephonkies and they were mating!"

elephonkey
by Xyleene December 16, 2007
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Elsewhen

An unspecified period of time that is different to a current or stated time, usually referring to the future.
Tom: Hey, isn't Nathan supposed to be down here in a minute?

Brad: Nah... He told me he was arriving elsewhen.
by RyanIsle October 22, 2008
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Elsaphobia

The act of discrimination towards a person named Elsa.
'Haha Elsa's so ugly.' -Sam
'That's rude. You know that's Elsaphobia?'
by personnamedelsa October 10, 2020
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