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egoseismic 

To be self-centered, but in a earthquake kinda way...

Invented by Link and first featured on GMM on 05/03/2012
'i would call it egoseismic thinking'
egoseismic by jadif June 12, 2012

Egoseismic 

Thinking that you can keep away earthquakes by your presence somewhere.
Link is so egoseismic, he hasn't felt an earthquake in LA since he's moved there.
Egoseismic by RhettandLinkftw June 13, 2012

Egoseismic 

The belief that earthquakes are relative to where you are in the world.
Link: "Maybe the fact that we moved to California moved the epicenter of earthquakes in the U.S. from California to where we were from."

Rhett: "That's called, 'Egocentric thinking'

Link: "I would call it, 'Egoseismic thinking'

egoseismic 

the thinking of you causing natural disasters such as: earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, etc.

You cause natural disasters
"Yo man, i feel egoseismic cuz' there was an earthquake and I predicted it. And when I moved to California, we directed the natural disasters to North Carolina."

"OMG"
egoseismic by Hsiaoy June 13, 2012

egoseismic 

The belief that one's personal location directly affects the epicenter of earthquakes. A pun of "egocentric".
Friend1: Since we moved to California, there hasn't been an earthquake, but back in North Carolina, where we're from, there WAS one!

Friend2: Maybe it's US! Like, where we live can't get hit!

Friend1: That's not how it works. Quit being egoseismic.
egoseismic by quanticat June 13, 2012

Egoseismic 

When one thinks that the source of an earthquake moved because of himself/herself
"Maybe us coming out here redirected the epicenter of US earthquakes to where we were from"

"That's called egocentric thinking"

"I would call it egoseismic thnking"
Egoseismic by Moe'Suckra June 12, 2012