Egoseismic

The notion that your location on earth will determine or affect the location of earthquake epicenters.

When moving to California, I, being my egoseismic self, pushed the epicenter of earthquakes to North Carolina.

by GoodMythicalMorning March 05, 2012

egoseismic

To be self-centered, but in a earthquake kinda way...

Invented by Link and first featured on GMM on 05/03/2012

'i would call it egoseismic thinking'

by jadif March 05, 2012

Egoseismic

having or regarding the self or the individual as having great effect on seismic activity in an area

Link's theory on why he hasn't experienced earthquakes was very egoseismic.

by Another Mythical Beast March 05, 2012

Egoseismic

The belief that your location directly effects the locations of earthquakes throughout the world

Link: I think that us moving out to California caused the Earthquakes to stop
Rhett: That's rather egoseismic thinking there

by StupidButCunning March 05, 2012

egoseismic

The inflated thinking that one's own presence, mojo, swagg, etc. is enough to cause the earth to quake.

Link: "This place never had an earthquake until I moved here."
Rhett: "You egoseismic bastard."

by failget March 05, 2012

Egoseismic

Believing you caused an earthquake.

Link: Maybe it's us. Maybe us coming out here, redirected the epicenter of US earthquakes to where we were from.

Rhett: That's called egocentric thinking, Link. Now did you think that we had something to do with the earthquakes in the big world.

Link: I would call it egoseismic thinking.

by rhettandlink3 March 05, 2012

Egoseismic Thinking

The belief that you actually have an effect on where earthquakes occur in the world.

Link: "Maybe it's us. Maybe us coming out here redirected the epicenter of U.S. earthquakes to where we were from."
Rhett: "That's called egocentric thinking, Link. That you think that we had something to do with the earthquakes in the world."
Link: "I would call it egoseismic thinking."

by Sir Toby Belch March 06, 2012