Egoseismic

having or regarding the self or the individual as having great effect on seismic activity in an area

Link's theory on why he hasn't experienced earthquakes was very egoseismic.

by Another Mythical Beast June 12, 2012

egoseismic

To be self-centered, but in a earthquake kinda way...

Invented by Link and first featured on GMM on 05/03/2012

'i would call it egoseismic thinking'

by jadif June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

Thinking that you can keep away earthquakes by your presence somewhere.

Link is so egoseismic, he hasn't felt an earthquake in LA since he's moved there.

by RhettandLinkftw June 13, 2012

Egoseismic

The belief that earthquakes are relative to where you are in the world.

Link: "Maybe the fact that we moved to California moved the epicenter of earthquakes in the U.S. from California to where we were from."

Rhett: "That's called, 'Egocentric thinking'

Link: "I would call it, 'Egoseismic thinking'

by TheGreenChameleon June 13, 2012

egoseismic

the thinking of you causing natural disasters such as: earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, etc.

You cause natural disasters

"Yo man, i feel egoseismic cuz' there was an earthquake and I predicted it. And when I moved to California, we directed the natural disasters to North Carolina."

"OMG"

by Hsiaoy June 13, 2012

egoseismic

The belief that one's personal location directly affects the epicenter of earthquakes. A pun of "egocentric".

Friend1: Since we moved to California, there hasn't been an earthquake, but back in North Carolina, where we're from, there WAS one!

Friend2: Maybe it's US! Like, where we live can't get hit!

Friend1: That's not how it works. Quit being egoseismic.

by quanticat June 13, 2012

Egoseismic Thinking

The belief that you actually have an effect on where earthquakes occur in the world.

Link: "Maybe it's us. Maybe us coming out here redirected the epicenter of U.S. earthquakes to where we were from."
Rhett: "That's called egocentric thinking, Link. That you think that we had something to do with the earthquakes in the world."
Link: "I would call it egoseismic thinking."

by Sir Toby Belch June 13, 2012