Edison

N. a person who loves to live his life to the fullest

N. a person that is thought to be a simple person but in reality, is the one having the most complicated personality

N. a person with this name should be looked upon and treated with utmost respect

N. a person who dares to defies all aspects of man

N. a guy who treat women with love, respect and satisfaction

N. loves innovation and freedom

Are you going to be Edison?

Don't be fooled by his action for he is Edison

Pleasure to meet you Edison

A very Edison, indeed!

I want a guy who is very Edison

We are looking for Edison

by a man of love June 28, 2009

edison chen

1. Player
2. taking BJ pics and save them for later

1. This HK Player has over 1300+ photos of him and his sexual conquests in mainly BJ poses.
Who is Edison Chen?

2. Guy takes pics while girl is going down on him.
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Just pulling an edison chen.

by Jetz February 29, 2008

Edisons Medicine

Getting shocked by a jolt of electricity.

Man that fucking cop pulled me over, whooped my ass, and gave me serving of Edisons Medicine with his tazer.

by Mr.Satan September 29, 2009

Thomas Edison

In short, a total butthole that took employees's inventions to the patent office, claimed they were his, and got all the credit.

To convince the American public not to use Nikola Tesla's AC system, Thomas Edison paid schoolkids to kidnap cats and dogs from homes nearby his lab so that he could electrocute them to death with AC power.

Also, see this about Nikola Tesla:
www.theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla

by HGF88 November 21, 2013

Edison Screw

Screwing someone over so bad it borders on sociopathic. It's beyond just business, it's beyond ambition, it's sick and twisted and the bestower of said screwing gets a perverted enjoyment out of it.

"Did you hear James' ex wife gave him the Edison Screw after the divorce by stealing his dog then getting it put down?"

by zeyus September 18, 2013

Edison medicine

Noun - The application of the Tazer, or any similar electrically-based weapon

There's nothing like a little Edison medicine to disable a combative suspect.

by Steve M--------- December 22, 2007

Edison park

The place to live. The town that has it all, where all the rich ass park ridge people come to EAT cause there town doesnt have shit. Edison park is a place filled with working middle class who are just on the verge of having the big $$$! A new upcoming town, finally they redid the train station.

Man Edison park in a few years is gonna be the place to be.

by DaTrufie February 07, 2008