Eclectic

A mish mash of styles shoved together that look like shit

"I told you Vanessa you have no style, eclectic is not a style"

by SMITTYYYYY April 17, 2020

epileptic highbeams

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you whip out a strobe light as you cum disorienting (Plus 1 point for each seizure(s))

Guy#1: Yo dude, i gave my girl the epileptic highbeams last night!
Guy#2: Sweet! how many points did you get?
Guy#1: 4 and a half

by EPR739 July 23, 2017

ecleptic

The same as eclectic, but an acceptable pronounciation for people who have trouble saying eclectic.

Her taste in decor is definately not ecleptic.

by Kwillie March 14, 2007

eclectic

Adjective used by artsy, liberal journalist types to describe just about any album ever produced. A record is particularly "electic" if its tracks vary between criticizing the world's power structures, commiserating about yucky, yucky girls, or talking about all the randomness that makes live "ever so worth living." In other words, it's about giving credence to incoherence.

Artsty journalist: This new album is so eclectic.
Reader: You always say that.

by AdamX10 October 23, 2007

Epileptic Shower

1. The unfortunate state of seizing whilst bathing.

2. An action performed in a communal shower (usually in small New Jersey high schools). This act consists of rolling/jerking/b-boying/breakdancing in a grotesque manner on the scum-filled, urine and germ coated blue tile floor. Usually occurs as a performance for approximately 5 homosexual, cleansing harriers. Eppy showerers, as the seizees are often called in urban areas, are often pasty honors students with large thighs. They tend to be premature ejaculators and enjoy playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 with their toes. These transparent folks experience an epileptic shower whenever one of their teammates flickers the overhead light on and off to an intense techno beat, in the style of a discotheque club.

Tom: "Hey Greg, let's go flicker them there lights on and off. We can flash them and play "Through The Fire and Flames". Maybe Jonny will have one of those Epileptic showers again."

Greg:"I have 13 anuses."

by Notorious Thugzz December 23, 2009

eclectic

Liking more than one type of music

"I like everything from Hilary Duff to Led Zepplin to Garth Brookes to Tupac"

by Heather January 27, 2005

Ecliptic

adj. 1. Of, or pertaining to EclipticZero and/or x-siq; 2. fuckin gay LOL; 3. Inexcusable immaturity; stupidity or lack of intuition.

You are an ecliptic.

by Dave April 20, 2003