Lunar Eclipse

When your butt (or Moon) is in shadow.
It can only happen during a full moon (in which you bend over and expose your buttocks).

Ben: Did you see the lunar eclipse last night?
Gregory: It was crazy.
Ben: My friend bent over to get something but was in shadow because her room was dark.
Gregory: That’s a good thing because she was naked alright.
Ben: I know right?
Gregory: Yeah.

by gregben February 6, 2022

Veiny Eclipse

Similar to teabagging but each ball is placed over your partners eye balls.

"I was gazing at the sun when my husband sat on my face, putting his balls over my eyes. It was like a veiny eclipse."

by Teletran77 April 8, 2010

Penis Eclipse

What a Ho sees right before she gets dick slapped in tha face.

Last night Shaniqua got on my nerves so I showed her da penis eclipse! Cuz mah dick so big it block out da sun!

by C.T.HO June 14, 2011

Elias

Elias is a finnish dude who loves anime and really likes games. dont piss him off he has a knife

Elias or peri-ash

by Dodopodo anime November 26, 2019

Elias

One Damn Sexy Mother Fucker.

I am so Elias

by Elias April 14, 2004

Elias

A sexy motherfucker that suceeds in life, usually moves out into a mansion with a Bugatti at the average age of twenty years old.

Elias is life
Elias has money

by African Melon February 17, 2015

Testicular Eclipse

While teabagging someone (putting your testicles over their eyes) you then shine a flashlight over your testicles giving your victim and IMAX-esque view of your testes and testicular veins. Made popular by eager high school students trying to find the vas deferens.

Also a cure for stuttering emo kids.

Matt and Dave walked in on Tom giving Chrissy a testicular eclipse. Shock therapy ensued.

Emo Danielle was given a testicular eclipse by peepants to cure her stuttering. Noone understands her angst.

by Davecolarusso January 28, 2008