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Scandinavian Earwaxer

It’s when a girl wraps her vagina over the victims ear and squeezes up to suck up all ear wax in ear.
Hey Johnny did you hear that Sindy gave Evan a Scandinavian Earwaxer
by stfusamuel September 19, 2018
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earwabbit

Similar to an earworm, an earwabbit is a pop bastardization of an established song that ruins the experience of the original song by making it impossible to hear the original without thinking of the substitute. It is named after perhaps the best-known example of an earwabbit: Elmer Fudd’s ruining Wagner’s “Ride of the Valkyries” with “Kill the WAB-bit.”

The term earwabbit was coined by columnist and writer Rod Dreher.
Whenever someone plays Pachelbel’s Canon at a wedding, I get the Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s “Christmas Canon” earwabbit: “On this night, on this night, on this very Christmas night.”
by hirsūtus December 9, 2017
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Russian ear wax slushy

When you blend the ear wax of your partner with your sperm to make a slush or then drink/consume through the anal entry
I would love some Russian ear wax slushy
by Yea I’m luekgsvsbbsnsn May 12, 2021
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