Ear rape

@the new maui, maui 4 #5778

Ear rape of this boi, was like this
'WhAt CaN i SaY bUt, YoUr WeLcOmE'

by vevojak March 20, 2019

Ear Rape

Used to define an unwanted, one-way conversation which makes you feel dirty and or used afterwards.

Man, I wish they made ear condoms because the new guy just decided to ear rape me about his personal problems.

by Leroy Mansauce July 22, 2009

Ear Rape

Non-consensual, nonreciprocal verbal penetration of the ear canals causing damage to the psyche which may or may not result in the germination of an ear fetus. PC version: Auditory Despoilment

Roberto cornered me by the urinal and started talking to me about his gun collection; before I knew it I had been repeatedly and brutally ear raped.

by kr80 December 20, 2018

Ear Rape

If someone holds another's ear for 9 seconds or longer it is considered rape.

If you don't stop I swear I will ear rape you!

by bLAJH bLAH March 02, 2017

ear rape

The experience of being verbally assaulted by someone who has such a rapacious need to be listened to that you feel like you've been raped by words.

I just bumped into Eric in the grocery store and he ear raped me in the produce section.

by Robert J. Smith, Jr. December 17, 2006

ear-rape

When you are in a conversation and clearly state that you "have to go/gotta run," but the other person KEEPS talking at you.

Person one: "I have to go make dinner.."

Person two: "Okay. Well anyway, let me tell you this funny story about my neighbor...."

Person one: "No means no! This is ear-rape."

by laughatlisa May 11, 2009

Ear Rape

My friend on Xbox Chimneytooth152

Someone who ear rapes alot

by WeAllWannaDie May 30, 2018