A small city on the northeast coast of Scotland, boasting such titles as:
- The highest drug death rate in Europe
- The highest teen pregnancy rate
- 1/3 living in poverty
- 1/3 living in the housing schemes
- Being one of the few places where the population is going down
- >1 Hour from the nearest city, so if the locals don't kill you then boredom will
If you do ever decide to visit out of morbid curiosity, avoid the council schemes. More specifically Douglas, Kirkton, Lochee, and Charleston. The council prays that hipstery tourists on a day trip from Edinburgh don't go five minutes up above the city centre and realize it's a dump.
- The highest drug death rate in Europe
- The highest teen pregnancy rate
- 1/3 living in poverty
- 1/3 living in the housing schemes
- Being one of the few places where the population is going down
- >1 Hour from the nearest city, so if the locals don't kill you then boredom will
If you do ever decide to visit out of morbid curiosity, avoid the council schemes. More specifically Douglas, Kirkton, Lochee, and Charleston. The council prays that hipstery tourists on a day trip from Edinburgh don't go five minutes up above the city centre and realize it's a dump.
by Banana Banzai November 05, 2022
the town in upstate new york on seneca lake which sucks more than its european counterpart. cows prowl along the roads and trailers are considered permanent residences. The only place in new york where people don't need a last name.
you aint talking about my dundee like that are you? I'ma sick billy-bob on y'all. He dont like it when city slickers come into town.
by dj jack paulsen July 28, 2004
by megsual12 March 05, 2017
This is a term used in live multi-table poker tournaments (MTTs). It describes a deal made between a ridiculously high number of remaining players in an MTT. This form of deal (aka "chop") is particularly popular in Dundee in the UK hence the name Dundee Chop. However, a Dundee Chop can take place in any poker tournament in the World. Anyone who takes part in a Dundee Chop should be ashamed of themselves for not having the balls to carry on in the tournament.
Say 40 players entered a live multi-table poker touranament. Normally you might expect the players to play it out to a winner or agree a deal (sometimes known as a "chop") when short-handed (about 6 players or less). However, a "Dundee Chop" occurs when there are a ridiculous number of players still left in the tournament (relative to the starting field). Say in a 40 player tournment the last 10 players agree to chop the prize pool evenly - that is definitely a Dundee Chop. Another famous incidence of a Dundee Chop occurred in Edinburgh in 2009 when 18 (eighteen) players chopped a tournament at the Gala Maybury Casino.
by pokerlair February 08, 2010
Someone who crank calls another person while using the pocket dial technique as a cover. Usually involves making up ridiculous conversations while the subject is either listening or while leaving a voicemail.
Person A calls person B.
When person B picks up the phone person A begins conversation with person C about poop.
Person B listens intently wondering wtf is going on.
This is a Pockadial Dundee.
When person B picks up the phone person A begins conversation with person C about poop.
Person B listens intently wondering wtf is going on.
This is a Pockadial Dundee.
by Cellphone69 May 12, 2013
A straightforward test carried out in nightclubs to ensure the chick you're chatting up is a chick and not a chick with a dick.
The test is performed simply by grabbing the subject by the groin to see whether or not you cop for a pair of bollocks. The test was famously carried out by Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee in the film of the same name, and is thus named after him.
The test is performed simply by grabbing the subject by the groin to see whether or not you cop for a pair of bollocks. The test was famously carried out by Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee in the film of the same name, and is thus named after him.
My mate: "I really fancy that Hilary Swank"
Me: "You've got to be joking. She'd never pass the dundee test!"
Me: "You've got to be joking. She'd never pass the dundee test!"
by Nick April 03, 2008
A high school in Carpentersville, IL outside of Chicago that holds students from Carpentersville, Algonquin, and Dundee. Dundee Crown's Chargers boys basketball team placed fourth in the IHSA state tournament in 2009. The school is also known for an excellent wrestling team, as well as an outstanding music department and nationally-ranked recycling program
by chargers2010 May 19, 2009