Jared Dudley

Imagine a below average player, with a diseased potato head playing basketball.

I forgot to water my crops all year, now they look like Jared Dudley’s.

by NBAdefinitions April 19, 2019

dudette

A female dude, aka a female friend

"Wussup dudette!"

by Shady K March 9, 2003

Dudley Dursley

A character in the HP series, Harry's cousin, who is stupid, fat, and a spoiled little brat. Dudley has the nickname Big D to his gang, who are all big and stupid, and the name Duddeykins to his mother. Harry likes to torment Dudley with the threat of magic.

"Mother, I want some more bacon, so make Harry get me some."- Dudley

"You stupid fat lard! Get your own frickin food! Or I'll turn you into a toad."-Harry

"Mommy! Harry's going to do the- the- the thing!!"- Dudley. *fake cry, fall off chair*

by Caleb K June 28, 2005

beat your dudley

A slang form of the word masterbation

I was beatin my dudley last night while i was thinking of your mom.

by Russell Collins June 22, 2005

Dudley

Very intelligent beings, Awesome, down to earth, weird but cool. Good taste in music, sexy, very unique, and honest. They're also playful,and funny as hell. Not to mention random and calm.

Dude, your like a dudley. Fucking awesome and radical man.

by nolip February 25, 2010

dudette

The girl version of a dude...or a d00d if your feeling 1337.

"Yo dude!"
"Dude, I'm a dudette."

by Why the fuck should I tell you? August 29, 2004

dudley

A pig with blonde hair.

Kid: Oi look at bloody git o'er there.
Kid #2: Blimey, he's having a go at those plum puddings!
Kid: What a Dudley...
Kid #2: Indeed...
Kid: Quite...
Kid #2: OMGDEMENTORS!!!

by theboywhopeed April 3, 2012