Count your ducks

1) To become aware of all the good in your life

Matt: "Oh man, I failed my math exam!"
Susan: "Well, count your ducks. You could be dead."

by ravenclaw198 April 22, 2017

two ducks in a bucket, fuck it

You do not care, the situation does not bother you.

"Yo, your ex girls dad died."
-"Two ducks in a bucket, fuck it. I didn't like that guy anyway."

by GR aka T-rex November 3, 2008

Ahhh, shucky-ducky now!

A phrase used when you are running for the office of President of the United States of America and you wish to be immediatly disqualified.

Herman Cain: "Looks like some people ready party up in here! Ahhh, shucky-ducky now!"

by dksf June 17, 2011

ten four rubber ducky

used to show your understanding of something

guy 1: Hey Man we're all meeting at the restaurant around 8 then heading to the bar, kay?

guy 2: ten four rubber ducky

by cfordd1989 August 20, 2010

Rubber Ducky

When your used condom sticks to the floor after a few days of lying there and you go to pull it up and it smacks you in the face.

My mom came over to help me clean and she got a rubber ducky.

by Justjen86 July 28, 2018

Dukkys

1500s slang for boobs

“...wishing myself especially an evening in my sweetheart’s arms, whose pretty dukkys I trust shortly to kiss.” - king Henry VIII to Anne Boleyn

by Sarcastically November 12, 2017

Ducky Salute

An alcohol-induced belch accompanied by a small amount of one's own vomit that is contained in the mouth and then swallowed.

I better lay off all this Zima. I feel another Ducky Salute coming on.

by Ducky Boys Prospect February 25, 2011