A human being possesing traits similar to a special needs individual, however not having been diagnosed with any actual disorder. A human being who makes rash, idiotic, decisions with very little knowledge about the situation.
I sent Dan to go fix that job, he came back dazed and confused and talking about something completely different than what he was sent to do, he's such a douchewaffle.
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A person that does something perceived as uncouth or socially unacceptable. It is especially fun to say with a German accent "douchevangah."
by kaftw May 21, 2008
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2. Ori. He's a douchewasher.
2. Ori. He's a douchewasher.
Daniel: "Dude what's up with Ori, why does he have to be so gay?"
Shlomit: "Yeah dude, he's a total douchewasher."
Shlomit: "Yeah dude, he's a total douchewasher."
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Usually and inside joke among people who know the word.
For example a student raises his hand and says the word as a fake question" Do schwank off?" Teacher asks what? student replies with a real question. Also the term "Wank-off"(which means jerk off) is not widely known in the U.S.
Also said with a smile to friends as a Russian sounding name.
"Hey Duschwankov wanna play Modern warfare 2?"
Usually and inside joke among people who know the word.
For example a student raises his hand and says the word as a fake question" Do schwank off?" Teacher asks what? student replies with a real question. Also the term "Wank-off"(which means jerk off) is not widely known in the U.S.
Also said with a smile to friends as a Russian sounding name.
"Hey Duschwankov wanna play Modern warfare 2?"
by caspersballs February 13, 2010
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