dual wield

the action of stroking your johnson with both hands at the same time

i’m a dual wield

by auxtin January 5, 2024

Python Dual Wield

When you have to piss and shit and the same time.

Person1: I have to use the bathroom
Person2 : just go in that corner over there
Person1: no can do buckaroo, I’m rocking a python dual wield

by anonymous September 10, 2020

Dual-wielding

"Dual-wielding" describes the instance in which you are masturbating with one hand and holding your porn source (e.g. mobile device, laptop, magazine, etc.) in the other hand.

Person 1: Hey bro, can you help me with finding the milk?
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.

Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.

by pussy_ass_bitch January 5, 2021

Dual Wield

Someone who is bisexual, or likes people on both ends of the gender spectrum.

“I can tell by the way she dresses that she defiantly dual wields.”

by Pond shine May 15, 2022