douchealouche

n: a super douche. A douche which excedes standard douche qualifications.

What are you doin, douchealouche??

by Pacman October 29, 2004

doucheanow

An ancient Soviet title used to label someone as a huge douche bag.

Lupe: "Did you hear Jeanna made Daddy sneak out her window this morning?"
Judy: "What a doucheanow!"

by Bobbette from the USSR January 25, 2010

Douchetatt

A douchetatt is a tattoo of a tribal or overly masculine extraction,that an accused douchebag will flaunt in order to impress women.Usually found on the arm or back, similar in nature to a trampstamp.

"I've seen that douchetatt on like, a million guys arms. God, he is such a loser."

by OutAndAboutSF February 22, 2009

douchevat

One who is more than just a douche, to a point where they're no longer able to be categorized as a douche; they're a douchevat. They are known for having douche-like characteristics; they lie, use people, and are severely awkward.

Jada: I can't believe the nerve of Justin! He just lied to me again, after I already heard the truth about what he did!

Skye: Don't sweat it; Justin's simply a douchevat.

by The blondie September 16, 2012

Douchehand

That feeling you get when you unknowingly shake hands with a total douchebag.

After being introduced to Chad and shaking his hand I realized that he was a total douchebag and immediately felt a sense of douchehand.

by Atlas Rising April 3, 2021

douche hat

A not-so-common synonym for flat-brimmed cap 'flat cap', most commonly used by baseball players. Also commonly used in common urban culture. It is nicknamed a douche-hat because it is common dress of many high-school douches, douchebags, assholes and jerks.

Person 1: "You're wearing a douche hat? Lame."
Person 2: "Hypocrite, you wear them all the whoop-de-fucking time, y'know!"

by peacelovefriendship September 18, 2013

Doucheanator

A douchebag so effective in its practices he seems like a sentient robot sent back in time to do one thing....be the ultimate douche.

YOU have to be the biggest Doucheanator that ever lived.

by NSTS55 March 11, 2009