N. A douchepreneur is an unemployed douche that loves bragging about the dozens of startups he/she had a role in & can't wait pitch their latest failure. They usually have robust a social media presence including a seemingly impressive resume on Linkedin. When asked their job title, they'll state vague, nebulous catch-alls like "entrepreneur", "business coach", "idea generator", and "strategist".
"What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a entrepreneur and idea generator"
"Great, so who pays you for that?"
"Nobody right now but check out my linkedin page, my three facebook pages, my twitter account, and two of my personal websites that simply link to the aforementioned social media sites."
"Oh so you're a _douchepreneur_, then. Gotcha."
"I'm a entrepreneur and idea generator"
"Great, so who pays you for that?"
"Nobody right now but check out my linkedin page, my three facebook pages, my twitter account, and two of my personal websites that simply link to the aforementioned social media sites."
"Oh so you're a _douchepreneur_, then. Gotcha."
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Get the douchepreneur mug.A grade A douchebag who brags about his latest endeavor. Someone who likes getting attention and makes an ass of himself while getting it.
Ameet: "I hate it when my celebrity friends call using a *blocked* number. The downside of winning an Oscar or two."
Diane: "Ameet's such a douchebrag".
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douchebowl /duʃ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciationdoosh-bohl–noun
1. To describe someone that is such a douche, a bag simply could not contain them.
–verb (used with object)
2. To act like a douchebowl.
Origin: 1675–85; < F < It doccia water pipe, back formation from doccione drainpipe (where -one was taken as aug. suffix) < L ductiōn- (s. of ductiō) drawing off, conveying (water), equiv. to duct(us), ptp. of dūcere (see ductile) + -iōn- -ion
1. To describe someone that is such a douche, a bag simply could not contain them.
–verb (used with object)
2. To act like a douchebowl.
Origin: 1675–85; < F < It doccia water pipe, back formation from doccione drainpipe (where -one was taken as aug. suffix) < L ductiōn- (s. of ductiō) drawing off, conveying (water), equiv. to duct(us), ptp. of dūcere (see ductile) + -iōn- -ion
"If you're from New Mexico, you must be a DOUCHEBOWL." or;
"Only a DOUCHEBOWL would buy a porsche and chase after dozens of women with multiple children."
"Only a DOUCHEBOWL would buy a porsche and chase after dozens of women with multiple children."
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Classified as any individual who willingly decides to insert a cell phone earpiece into their ear, and wear the device in situations such as Romantic Dinners, Boardroom Meetings, Working out at the Gym, and Love Making etc...
Classified as any individual who willingly decides to insert a cell phone earpiece into their ear, and wear the device in situations such as Romantic Dinners, Boardroom Meetings, Working out at the Gym, and Love Making etc...
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