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douchepreneur

N. A douchepreneur is an unemployed douche that loves bragging about the dozens of startups he/she had a role in & can't wait pitch their latest failure. They usually have robust a social media presence including a seemingly impressive resume on Linkedin. When asked their job title, they'll state vague, nebulous catch-alls like "entrepreneur", "business coach", "idea generator", and "strategist".
"What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a entrepreneur and idea generator"

"Great, so who pays you for that?"

"Nobody right now but check out my linkedin page, my three facebook pages, my twitter account, and two of my personal websites that simply link to the aforementioned social media sites."

"Oh so you're a _douchepreneur_, then. Gotcha."
by ZWarwich March 6, 2014
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douchebrag

A grade A douchebag who brags about his latest endeavor. Someone who likes getting attention and makes an ass of himself while getting it.
Ameet: "I hate it when my celebrity friends call using a *blocked* number. The downside of winning an Oscar or two."

Diane: "Ameet's such a douchebrag".
by Drinkchai July 22, 2009
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Douchebowl

douchebowl /duʃ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciationdoosh-bohl–noun
1. To describe someone that is such a douche, a bag simply could not contain them.
–verb (used with object)
2. To act like a douchebowl.

Origin: 1675–85; < F < It doccia water pipe, back formation from doccione drainpipe (where -one was taken as aug. suffix) < L ducti&#333;n- (s. of ducti&#333;) drawing off, conveying (water), equiv. to duct(us), ptp. of d&#363;cere (see ductile) + -i&#333;n- -ion
"If you're from New Mexico, you must be a DOUCHEBOWL." or;
"Only a DOUCHEBOWL would buy a porsche and chase after dozens of women with multiple children."
by K. Scott January 22, 2008
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[Doucheberg]

Being a giant Douche, So to speak, as large as an Iceberg.
Dude, Stop being a Doucheberg.
by harry_pujols June 9, 2007
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Douchebear

someone who pretends to be bisexual, someone who preteds to believe in something, but really doesn't and then is a complete hypocrit concerning those beliefs, dresses like a fag, and gets his stupid asshole friend to call someone else names. Basically a huge fake asshole who won't go anywhere in life.
Man1: I believe in solipisim.

Man2: Shut up you stupid douchebear!
by TenThousandThrones January 4, 2010
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doucheberry

DoucheBerry - (doosh-bair-ee)
Classified as any individual who willingly decides to insert a cell phone earpiece into their ear, and wear the device in situations such as Romantic Dinners, Boardroom Meetings, Working out at the Gym, and Love Making etc...
Man check out that "doucheberry" over there in the sauna. Is the call really THAT important?
by Sapling Thomas February 26, 2008
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Doucheberry bush

A theoretical place where douches(as in people) come from.
Tom looks like he was picked off the doucheberry bush when he wears that sweater.
by Taco14 April 8, 2009
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