1. When something sucks super badly, used in a manner very similar to bullshit.
2. Used to refer to somebody that is as bad or worse than a pile of shit (dookie). Ideally the dookster should be referred to as such when he or she is present but should never find out that he or she is in fact the dookster. Bonus points if the dookster starts making jokes about "the dookster," not realizing that he or she is the dookster his or herself. If the dookster ever finds out that he or she is the dookster, sever all ties with the dookster immediately and never talk to the dookster again.
When joking about the dookster, it's proper to mention how the dookster does typical dookster things (most often making a dookie) and t make "the dookster" gesture, which looks like two thumbs up held close together and waved up and down in opposite directions.
2. Used to refer to somebody that is as bad or worse than a pile of shit (dookie). Ideally the dookster should be referred to as such when he or she is present but should never find out that he or she is in fact the dookster. Bonus points if the dookster starts making jokes about "the dookster," not realizing that he or she is the dookster his or herself. If the dookster ever finds out that he or she is the dookster, sever all ties with the dookster immediately and never talk to the dookster again.
When joking about the dookster, it's proper to mention how the dookster does typical dookster things (most often making a dookie) and t make "the dookster" gesture, which looks like two thumbs up held close together and waved up and down in opposite directions.
1. Person A: I got an F on my science test!
Person B: Aww man, that's dookster!
2. Person A: I super fucking hate Ron.
Person B: Yeah, Ron sucks ballsack.
-Ron/The Dookster enters.-
Person A: Something smells like shit.
Person B (making the dookster gesture): It's probably the dookster, makin' a dookie!
Ron/The Dookster: Haha yeah guys, that dookster smells like shit...
Person A: Yeah, right.
Person B: The dookster is such a fucking retard.
Ron/The Dookster: Yeah he is!
Person A: You know it.
Person B: Aww man, that's dookster!
2. Person A: I super fucking hate Ron.
Person B: Yeah, Ron sucks ballsack.
-Ron/The Dookster enters.-
Person A: Something smells like shit.
Person B (making the dookster gesture): It's probably the dookster, makin' a dookie!
Ron/The Dookster: Haha yeah guys, that dookster smells like shit...
Person A: Yeah, right.
Person B: The dookster is such a fucking retard.
Ron/The Dookster: Yeah he is!
Person A: You know it.
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A doomster can be found at local show, possibly in a band, flexing his hand in the shape of a "doom claw", and making squealing pig noises, which his favorite bands use superfluously. A doomster is easily recognized by their teased, "tsunami", "flock of seagulls" haircut, illegible band merchandise, blocky skater shoes, and sprayed-on-too-tight jeans. Doomsters are usually of low intelligence, and will often use words like "Brutal", "core", "doom", and "sick" in lieu of actually talking. Doomsters also on occasion overuse "x"s in their writing, despite the fact that they aren't a part of the "straight edge" movement.
A doomster can be found at local show, possibly in a band, flexing his hand in the shape of a "doom claw", and making squealing pig noises, which his favorite bands use superfluously. A doomster is easily recognized by their teased, "tsunami", "flock of seagulls" haircut, illegible band merchandise, blocky skater shoes, and sprayed-on-too-tight jeans. Doomsters are usually of low intelligence, and will often use words like "Brutal", "core", "doom", and "sick" in lieu of actually talking. Doomsters also on occasion overuse "x"s in their writing, despite the fact that they aren't a part of the "straight edge" movement.
"Dude, What the fuck is that thing over there?"
"Oh, that? That's a doomster."
"Whatever the fuck it is, it'd better stop posing and making pig noises on my lawn, or change pants, because I'm this close to calling the cops."
"No dude, just play The Dave Matthews band over your stereo. It'll leave."
"Oh, that? That's a doomster."
"Whatever the fuck it is, it'd better stop posing and making pig noises on my lawn, or change pants, because I'm this close to calling the cops."
"No dude, just play The Dave Matthews band over your stereo. It'll leave."
by Rudy Schultz March 28, 2008
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(Noun)
One who continuously rambles on about "end of the world" theories. A doomsterbater always has a negative outlook, due to his/her belief that the world will end tomorrow, causing the "It doesn't matter" ideology. Doomsterbaters usually spend the majority of their day browsing youtube videos for more doomsday theology, and believe every single word with no evidence. Doomsterbaters will scour the web, looking for random forums to post their theories on, to see if they are acceptabled by other doomsterbaters.
One who continuously rambles on about "end of the world" theories. A doomsterbater always has a negative outlook, due to his/her belief that the world will end tomorrow, causing the "It doesn't matter" ideology. Doomsterbaters usually spend the majority of their day browsing youtube videos for more doomsday theology, and believe every single word with no evidence. Doomsterbaters will scour the web, looking for random forums to post their theories on, to see if they are acceptabled by other doomsterbaters.
Bill: Chris says the world is ending on july 18th, 2011.
Joe: yeah, that was three years ago, he's such a doomsterbater
Joe: yeah, that was three years ago, he's such a doomsterbater
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A man who has layed on his couch for an excessive amount of hours and has eaten a whole pizza single handedly and put down a 24 pack of beer and has come to realize that he hasn’t taken a shit in 4 days so grabs the peanut butter and goes to the bathroom for an hour
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