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donkeyed

losing in table tennis in the single digits
man that guy just got donkeyed 21-3
by mustyouknow April 17, 2007
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Donkeyed up

An expression uttered when something is done totally wrong or not to standard. This phrase seems to be used in very conservative communities instead of saying more vile and filthy things such as fucked up or dicked up.
Look at this beer I ordered!! I wanted a reguar Dos Equis, and I got a Dos Equis Amber!! That bartender is all donkeyed up!
by race08 October 17, 2008
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Donkeylipper

A derelict, poser, or someone who sucks at driving a vehicle or race car.
Mike Overcast is such a donkeylipper.
by acheron800 April 11, 2011
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Donkeyheimers

Democratic memory loss. Typically afflicts democrats who forget that the Obama administration has not come close to achieving the "change" that was promised.
My dad is voting Democratic in the mid-term elections. He suffers from donkeyheimers, and has forgotten that all things promised by the current administration have not come even close to fruition.
by Motulady October 17, 2010
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donkeyline

A straight line. A direct route traveled quickly (substitute in the phrase "make a beeline" for): This is Middle East origin or slang as a donkey will literally take the shortest route between himself and a known food source. See beeline.
The minute he came home he made a donkeyline for the frige.
by Walt "the man" March 10, 2008
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Donkeylord

To be a extremely lazy and fat person. Usually ugly, has back, side, and front acne and also likes to play videos games 24/7.
Mike McCarthy is such a donkeylord... all he does in play video games and cut his carrot all day long.
by Joe Lue March 7, 2010
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Donkeylift

When someone puts their big toe up your ass and lifts u above 4ft and wiggles it back and forth
Shut up before i donkeylift you
by CoCkEt/RoCkEt October 9, 2017
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