donnie darkoed

The act of being crushed by a falling jet engine.

Yo! What the fuck! My car totally got Donnie Darkoed! What's the number for the fucking F.A.A.? They're gonna get a piece of my mind!

by kwashia March 28, 2005

donielle

best person ever. very pretty. great sense of humor. wonderful mom, friend, girlfriend, and wife. if you ever meet a donielle you are so lucky and you will never forget her. she is super outgoing but keeps her feeling to herself. never let a donielle go.

donielle is the best mom.

by noodle bop March 17, 2019

Donnie Yen

Bruce Lee's Reincarnation. One of the biggest bad-asses in the world with Chuck Norris and Jason Statham. Famous for his movies IP MAN, The Iron Monkey, Kill Zone, and his signature Flash Point. Learns a different Martial Art & does his own stunts in each of his movies. The only man who could out-kick Chuck Norris's Roundhouse Kick & cause injury.

Jesus Christ! Donnie Yen kicked him in the face hard enough to give him a 5 O'Clock Shadow

by Leon Hoffman December 12, 2010

Donnie

A very gorgeous girl. Along side being beautiful, she is very unique in many different ways and is the type of girl everyone wants to be friends with because of how naturally funny, loving, caring and beautiful she is. She really is an amazing girl.

Person 1) Oh wow look at Donnie, she’s so beautiful
Person 2) She really is a stunner

by Harrisonlevi April 3, 2021

What A Catch, Donnie

A triggering song that CrankThatFrank knew that he would get triggered by it sooner or later

"No! I just got What A Catch, Donnie-d! I got caught! I knew this would happen sooner or later..."

by Frnkiiero November 6, 2017

Donnie Darko

A wonderfully cinematic and compelling film directed by Richard Kelly and staring a wonderful cast headed by Jake Gyllenhaal and Jena Malone about a teenage boy turned superhero after a 6 foot tall rabbit helps him destroy the tangent universe that has been created, and save humanity.

Ultimately a sci-fi/love story, but one hell of a film at that!

(p.s. the pills were placebos)

Every creature on this earth dies alone.

Movie goer one: I didn't like it that much.
Movie goer two: That's cos you didn't understand it! Look it up in the urban dictionary.

by Shaf November 9, 2004

Donnie the Dealer

Donnie the Dealer is a sasquatch character from the popular Australian animated 'The Big Lez Show'.

He is professional at dealing shit.

Lez: "So how long is it gonna take you to get 25 million dollars worth of shit to my door?"

Donnie: "Mate, I'm Donnie the Dealer, give me 48 hours."

Lez: "Tops."

by SassyTheSasquatch April 10, 2014