Little Johnny swam with the blue dolphins and was then compelled by evil demons within his flesh to have intimate relations with Little Jerry.
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This is the phrase one uses when another party in a conversation makes a dirty joke and one doesn't get it.
It originally comes from the 9 dolphins optical illusion. (Seen on 9 Dolphins Rum Bottles)
The picture was used to test a Psychological property in children. Research found that the children could not recognize the intimate scene of the couple because they did not have the prior memory association with such a scenario. Therefore, instead of seeing the couple in an intimate pose, they saw 9 dolphins.
It originally comes from the 9 dolphins optical illusion. (Seen on 9 Dolphins Rum Bottles)
The picture was used to test a Psychological property in children. Research found that the children could not recognize the intimate scene of the couple because they did not have the prior memory association with such a scenario. Therefore, instead of seeing the couple in an intimate pose, they saw 9 dolphins.
Jessie: "I can't believe you gave me DIET PEPSI you asshole!"
Ryan: "Oh c'mon man its not that big a deal."
Jessie: "Yes it is! I'm Phenylketonuric! I can't have that fake sugar. it gives me muscle spasms and I can't sleep! It was an awful night!"
Ryan: "Oh shit. Dude I'm sorry, I didn't realize."
Jessie: "And I had to cancel my date cuz of you!"
Ryan: "Why? Cuz of Muscle spasms? That sounds like a great way to be on a date, or at least the end of the date. Just set her on top while you buck around like an unbalanced washing machine."
Ryan & Jessie burst out laughing
Malcolm: "..."
Ryan: "Get it Malcolm? Like a washing machine!"
Malcolm: "No dude, I saw 9 dolphins. What's a washing machine have to do with you making Jessie sick?"
Ryan: "Oh c'mon man its not that big a deal."
Jessie: "Yes it is! I'm Phenylketonuric! I can't have that fake sugar. it gives me muscle spasms and I can't sleep! It was an awful night!"
Ryan: "Oh shit. Dude I'm sorry, I didn't realize."
Jessie: "And I had to cancel my date cuz of you!"
Ryan: "Why? Cuz of Muscle spasms? That sounds like a great way to be on a date, or at least the end of the date. Just set her on top while you buck around like an unbalanced washing machine."
Ryan & Jessie burst out laughing
Malcolm: "..."
Ryan: "Get it Malcolm? Like a washing machine!"
Malcolm: "No dude, I saw 9 dolphins. What's a washing machine have to do with you making Jessie sick?"
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Get the Dolphins mug.Derek: did you hear that noise bob?
Bob: Ya, what the hell was that?
Derek: It ain't no chicken of the sea, those are dolphins boy!
Bob: say what!?!
Derek: ya, their the goddamn ninjas of the sea, watch your nuts boy cuz they'll straight cut them
off so fast they'll hit the ground
before you start bleeding.
Bob: that's straight up ninja!
Derek: And like ninjas, dolphins are mammals too, which means they produce milk from their breasteses. If you don't know, now ya know!
Bob: Ya, what the hell was that?
Derek: It ain't no chicken of the sea, those are dolphins boy!
Bob: say what!?!
Derek: ya, their the goddamn ninjas of the sea, watch your nuts boy cuz they'll straight cut them
off so fast they'll hit the ground
before you start bleeding.
Bob: that's straight up ninja!
Derek: And like ninjas, dolphins are mammals too, which means they produce milk from their breasteses. If you don't know, now ya know!
by Wreckshop February 10, 2010
Get the Dolphins mug.1. One of the most beautiful and fun-loving creatures of the sea. Dolphins are not only social and sweet, but possess an incredible intellect. It's always exciting when you spot a school of dolphins playfully leaping across the sea. It's as if they are popping up to say a quick hello to their friends on land. If your truly lucky, one day while sitting on the beach, you might catch a restless dolphin coming close to the beach to put on one flippin' flying fantastic show. It's one unforgettable moment, a true gift from nature.
2. Dolphins are also the beautiful PEOPLE in this world that share the same traits as the dolphins of the sea. They are friendly, fun-loving and playful. The kind of people others are drawn to and love to be around. Intelligent and insightful, it's simply part of their nature to treat people, from all walks of life, despite of social status, with equal kindness and respect. Just like sea Dolphins, they possess a hidden weapon, they can fight like warriors. So beware vicious predators never underestimate or threaten a dolphin, because they can take you out with a bite that makes a Great White attack look like a little nibble.
2. Dolphins are also the beautiful PEOPLE in this world that share the same traits as the dolphins of the sea. They are friendly, fun-loving and playful. The kind of people others are drawn to and love to be around. Intelligent and insightful, it's simply part of their nature to treat people, from all walks of life, despite of social status, with equal kindness and respect. Just like sea Dolphins, they possess a hidden weapon, they can fight like warriors. So beware vicious predators never underestimate or threaten a dolphin, because they can take you out with a bite that makes a Great White attack look like a little nibble.
Did you see that Dolphin just leap 15 feet out of the water and do a full flip? Amazing how nature can sometimes leap out of nowhere and humble us. I love Dolphins.
He's is just like a dolphin, fun, playful, kind and really smart! Don't be a dick and try to take advantage of him or think he can be screw with, because if given reason, he can take you out quicker then a shark.
He's is just like a dolphin, fun, playful, kind and really smart! Don't be a dick and try to take advantage of him or think he can be screw with, because if given reason, he can take you out quicker then a shark.
by DolphinDollAgain November 20, 2009
Get the Dolphins mug.Someone who has a great obsession over dolphins. They hope to be one when they are older. From the time this stage of obsession begins, they try to resemble a dolphin. Wearing all dolphin colors, with dolphins all over. Tattoos, sneakers, socks, and dolphins on shirts. A Dolphinia would visit aquariums all day and just stare at dolphins. They beg their parents to get a dolphin, only the idea being rejected. They try to stay underwater for as long as possible, practicing for the future. One day these Dolphinias will be successful. We just have to wait and see.
Karen is OBSESSED with dolphins. All she does is talk about dolphins and annoy people with facts about them. She is so desperate for a dolphin and she wants it NOW. She wants to be one when she is older...she is such a Dolphinia
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