doinkler

A doinkler is another word for the penis.

My doinkler is happy to see you.

by B3an July 31, 2008

drinkorexia

The act of not eating food (especially carbohydrates and starch) 3 hours minimum before drinking alcoholic beverages.

No, I can't go to dinner! I have drinkorexia!

by visean March 30, 2009

Drinkonomics

The process in which friends decide the specific dollar amount each person will need to pitch in for the desired amount of alcohol.

Bobby: Yo so there are 4 of us and 30 beers for 15 dollars so how much do I owe you?
Joe: Looks like this equation requires some basic Drinkonomics

by hairsey92 October 23, 2012

Cinco de Drinko

A clever play on "Cinco de Mayo," yet another foreign "holiday" that white folks (particularly teens and those in their early 20s) use as an excuse to drink copious amounts of alcohol (in this case Cuervo and Corona)during daylight hours.

Spencer: Say, what are we doing for Cinco de Mayo?

Ashton: You mean Cinco de Drinko!! We're gonna get gooned on tequila, broseph!!

by Jaws13 May 3, 2009

Dinkod

To camp anego.
Someone who camps anego 24/7 and doesn't let anybody else get a kill there.

"Dinkod is currently at 'Zipangu: Parlor'"

by DinkodFan January 31, 2009

big floppy donkey doinker

a person who is a total jack ass or just plain asswhole

nate was bein a big floppy donkey doinker yesterday because he got rammed in the ass to hard

by floppy donkey doinker May 8, 2006

dinkola

the snake in your pants

guy: suck my dinkola
chick: okay...

by themaneatingcar January 6, 2009