Dismember The King

a blackened deathcore band made up of two vocalist. who did i mention are in HIGH SCHOOL. with their guitarist and mixer Donny. with their fan base being called "The Holy Ones" based off their song "For I The Holy One".

man 1: yo, have you heard of Dismember The King?
man2: that death metal band based online?

man1 proceeds to dismember man2

by tdogino March 1, 2022

Dismemberment of a lamb

A porno film starring John and Lorena Bobbitt, based on silence of the lambs.

Dismemberment of a lamb combined a porno and a horror film, but it wasn't really scary or funny, it also wasn't a serious movie. It was just a guy getting partly butchered on camera, no more, no less.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

14 piece dismemberment

When you take a 3 inch or shorter dagger and saw off the feet of a victim at the ankles, then saw off the lower legs, then the upper legs, then the hands at the wrists, then the lower arms, then the upper arms, then, just before he dies from a lack of blood, you slit his throat and cut off his head. So called because when you get done, there's 14 pieces of the body.

Osiris was a victim of a 14 piece dismemberment.

When King Arthur did a 14 piece dismemberment to Igraine, you could hear the sound of her spurting blood colliding with his shiny silver plate armor, as well as her screams of pain as her flesh was sliced open.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

dismember

The opposite of remember. To forget intentionally or unintentionally what was once known.

I dismember what it was like to have sex with her. I just may have to do it again.

by defitment September 9, 2007

dismember

When you remember but it's a really painful memory so you want to distract your discomfort with some ugly transfiguration of a word that just happens to be "I remember". A contraction of I dis-remember.

Oh yeah, those women who are 26 but look like 45 because of extreme crack abuse. Now I dismember.

by i1abnrk February 27, 2011

dismember

Verb
To fail to remember.

I remember using my keys to get in the house, but I dismember where I left them.

by austin_hawaii August 13, 2009

dismemberment

to have sex with disected body parts, usually external body limbs.

i had a great time dismembermentating with someone's frozen feet last nite, real cooooool.....

by hAppYcUmbUCKiT September 24, 2003