Automatic Freedom Dispenser 

Synonym for gun

He held up his assault rifle and said, "I call it an automatic freedom dispenser."

Automatic Freedom Dispenser by aeouhtns November 9, 2011

Human Pez Dispenser 

To cut someones throat in such a way as to make their head fall back like a pez dispenser.

OJ got pissed and turned Nicole into a human pez dispenser!

Human Pez Dispenser by Trinacria January 16, 2009

shit dispenser 

it is a bunghole;asshole; chocolate factory

tootie- dude i got to shit

chup- me too, my shit dispenser is broken tho it keeps leakin

shit dispenser by chupchup November 13, 2006

Perez Dispenser 

A pseudo-paparazzi wannabe who simply regurgitates all online informational gossip there is to know about a high-profile celebrity.

"Oh my God! Last night, Jason was looking to be the center of attention last night at the club. In his failed attempt to become an in-crowd member, he simply told us everything about Lindsay Lohan that we already knew. He's such a Perez Dispenser!"

Perez Dispenser by The Veuve Clicquot Coalition March 2, 2009

Japanese Candy Dispenser 

Where you stick gumballs up an Asian chick's snatch and fish them out with your tongue.

"Yeah I did a Japanese Candy Dispenser to that one Asian Chick last night. Getting those gumballs out was hard."

Japanese Candy Dispenser by Funtimesnumber1 November 20, 2011

ketchup dispenser 

Abbreviation for Vagina, but is used more as a gross term than good.

Her ketchup dispenser is on its rags again.

Its that time of the month for the ketchup dispenser.

ketchup dispenser by Joe Blogggs October 30, 2006

Boner Dispenser 

someone with the raw sexual magnatism of a lust filled dynamism equating to the walking orgasm inspiration

Guy 1 : dude she is such a boner dispenser!
Guy 2 : bro i don't know what you are talking about...
Guy 1 : you sure dude ?? look down
Guy 2 : ....

Boner Dispenser by AmyIsABonerDispenser July 28, 2011