Disgusting Dave

When you don't shower, live in filth, and sometimes shit yourself while still maintaining a job and somehow can still encourage broken women to play with your diddle.

"Hey, what the fuck is up with that guy?"

"Oh, dont mind him, hes just living his life being a Disgusting Dave"

by Dorothy Valmont April 16, 2020

Disgustipated

A tool song

And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then

And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"

And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."
-from disgustipated

by Homo-Cunt July 24, 2018

disgustingly cute

So overly cute that you find it disturbing, but you're not complaining.

The way he always calls me his bae is disgustingly cute

by Kubs1775 October 7, 2016

bible discussion/study meeting

The bible discussion/study meeting (BDSM) is a meeting in which those who have been blessed by the lords love come together and talk about the bible.

Bro 1: "Bro, ya like BDSM?"
Bro 2: "Yes, I do. I am a christian. I very much enjoy bible discussion/study meetings."

by Password12342069 May 28, 2020

disgusting

What most attempts at entries on urbandictionary end up being.

Another one of those poo-vagina entries. Disgusting.

by felixh March 4, 2016

disgustingly good

its disgusting how good it is. 11/10

Matt: This pasta is disgusting
*shatters plate on ground*
Matt: ... disgustingly good

by Potterbread August 9, 2019

rainfall discussion

A rational discussion where all the bullshit gets washed away.

/u/Diplomjodler: Extremist ideas can never survive a rainfall discussion. They can only exist by suppressing dissent.

by ImGonnaTryScience January 8, 2015