dipsy doodles

A generic term for any snack foods that are consumed while getting drunk , preferably on cheap booze

Rick: where the fuck were you ??
Tepo: I was sitting by the railroad tracks drinking Muskatel & eating dipsy doodles

by Rondo Calarisian April 10, 2007

Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck

An individual who, despite efforts to the contrary, just cannot seem to grow out of diapers.

"Oh my God, our friend Michael is such a Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck. He shit his pants again at lunch!"

by Ay-Ay-Rahn March 05, 2019

dipsy-doodle

Aggressive parasitic urethral strain of necrotizing fasciitis (aka pork sword-eating bacteria)

Infections invariably route back to studio audience members of the Jeremy Kyle show. This belligerent bacteria climbs in your piss-pipe (urethra) and devours your veiny-love-tree (pink oboe) from the inside out, culminating in a glory of inward foreskin collapse with vulva-esque results. Rumour has it that it is in fact a microcosmic Jeremy Kyle show with The bacteria playing Jezza and your member playing the contestant.

"Oh crikey old bean! After spacedocking that crack-ho lady of the night, it seems I have been afflicted with an acute case of the dipsy-doodles ... more leaches for me I fear"

by vvhip March 16, 2016

TINKY WINKY DIPSY LAA LAA AND MOTHERFUCKING PO

it’s that teletubbies remix on tiktok

girl: can i sing for you?
boy: yea sure
girl: TINKY WINKY DIPSY LAA LAA AND MOTHERFUCKING PO
boy: OMG
boy: you’re amazing
boy: i love you
girl: IT’S A SOLO

by pem from ssp June 16, 2020

Dipsy

Dipsy is slang for a girl that hooks up with many people at once or simply dresses as a hoe. Often used in place of the older versions e.g. “hoe” , “whore” , “slut”.

“All these dipsy’s in my DM’s be mad bro!“

“She became such a flipping a dipsy after high school!”

by Your man Doyle September 18, 2020

Dipsy

Dipsy is a kinky word for Daddy

Uh Dipsy

by feekinmad January 14, 2022

Dipsy

She's quiet and humble, she's someone you would want to go up to but fear that she might look down on you. She looks scary and mean like a bully, once you go up to her you'll notice she's really humble and pretty. She's unique in many different way and will have heads turning her way once she walks into a room. Once she's around her close friend, she wont stop smiling and laughing with her friend. Friendship and family are most important to her, if any of her loved ones are upset she would feel upset for them and want to hug them. Get yourself a loveable green Teletubby.

Human1- she's so pretty, should I go talk to her?
Human2- I'm scared...what if she won't like us?
Dipsy- um hi, I heard you talking about me haha. We can hang out and be friends if you want.

by Flying fly November 23, 2021