dill weed

self-censored version of the word dildo or the word dickweed for use in polite society.

"Stop being such a dildo" becomes "Stop being such a dill weed"

by jimn July 7, 2008

dilweed

small person who is basiclly weak and afraid

you little dilweed shit head

by yer February 9, 2006

dill weed

Poor qulity marijuana, reefer, weed, pot, 420, skunk, etc. etc.

WalterBailey broke out his swag bag and wanted to add some of his reefer to Willie Joes blunt, Willie Joe exclaimed, "Yo get that schwag bag full of dill weed the hell away from my blunt bitch!" "Dat shit be some serious dill weed!" WalterBailey cried and said "I'm so uncool".

by WalterBailey December 7, 2007

Dill Weed

A person not having AT&T as his/her service provider. Being oblivious to the fact that his buddy was trying to call him with free basketball courtside tickets.

Bill is a dill weed because he doesn't realize the importance of having AT&T wireless cellular service.

by Lightboxes March 26, 2008

dill weed

one that cant follow through with daily tasks

i should have done it myself but i sent dill weed

by grumpsmrd November 25, 2016

Dill Weed

Dill weed is typically used as an insult. It usually means when a person has low intellectual, retarded, an asshole, or a being a cunt. Usually people that have their names as Nick.

“Thanks for getting us arrested you fucking dill weed”

by StopFistingMikeHunt October 13, 2017

Dilweed

Someone who did something that annoyed you (made you anxious), but you can’t be mad at them because it’s not really their fault (and they’re also seriously adorable). A dork.

She called herself a dilweed because she took so long to reply to my messages, but I’m really the dilweed for overreacting and freaking out about it. (Sophie’s amazing and a dork and a wonderful human who means a lot to me.)

by v-blue-writer December 13, 2018