dick in a can

A canned drink offered by ExtenZe, a product (usually a pill) which is exhaustively advertised on late-night infomercials that supposedly increases a the size of a man's penis.

Man: Hey Honey! Check out this new drink I bought.
Woman: Oh, what kind of drink?
Man: It's a... male enhancement drink.
Woman: Like a protein drink to build more muscles?
Man: NO! IT'S DICK IN A CAN!!

by n1nj4squirrels July 26, 2009

A Dick in the Ass

1. very much like a "slap in the face" but far more foul.

2. getting screwed/dicked over.

3. an insult

first guy: "Dude , she cheated on you with your brother..."
second guy: "that is such a dick in the ass."

by jenn February 2, 2005

dick in a jar

when a male is completely controlled by his girlfriend/woman/significant other, and constantly bails on his friends to be with her.

Person 1: Dude, Marco is being such a dick in a jar. I haven't seen him in months.

Person 2: What the fuck is a dick in a jar?

by MooseLLama June 6, 2009

Put My Dick in a Bag of Doritos

When your girl wanna get freaky so you stick your dick into a bag of doritos and let your bitch suck the dust of the tip

" Babe I'm feeling a bit peckish" " what you want bella ? " " Got any chips ? " " Ahh I could put my dick in a bag of doritos and you could suck the dust of the tip ?"

by A$AP Fatty September 22, 2020

Dick in a Box

When the male genitals also known as penis, cock, cockswain, rooster, dick predicament, Armstrong, Jareth, doodle, projectile, willy, putz, Fixter, Cooner, phallus, pee pee, wee wee, prick, private part, wang, wiener,mojo, etc dick. A Dick in a Box, commonly occurs when the male penis is detached from the balls and positioned with great care and precision into a box, as long as the lid is placed on the box it will be named under the term Dick in a Box.

When Joe Cockup died his will pacifically specified that his dick was to be detached from his balls and preserved as a Dick in a Box for later generations, "it seems that a Dick in a Box is a common think these days.

by Yo Bro July 31, 2013

dick in a box comeback

The opposite of "jumping the shark." This is an event that takes someone who is already over the hill and makes them cool again. Prior to his SnL appearance, Justin Timberlake was deemed uncool; after the DIAB skit, he regained some cred. Captain Kirk pulled a dick in a box comeback by doing the commercials for Price Line.

"Tom Cruise *almost* pulled off a dick in a box comeback in that last sequence of tropic thunder."

by Chuco the driver May 18, 2010

dick in a bottle

Drinking alcohol till the point you can't get hard/ get it up.

I went home with that girl last night but all that patron gave me instant dick in a bottle

by D-Soul January 8, 2012