Fuck Me Diagonally

similar to 'fuck me sideways' but with a harsher meaning and used often to describe something so fucked up and outrageous it's not even funny. also a california shit bitch

doctor- "your wife is pregnant with twins who both have AIDS."

you- "Fuck Me!"

doctor- "you didn't let me finish. you also have AIDS."

you- "FUCK ME DIAGONALLY!!!!"

by hell in a hand basket... November 16, 2011

Looking for Diagon Alley

Tripping balls. Especially to the point where one may actually be looking for diagon alley.

Man how much acid did that guy take? He's been looking for diagon alley all day!

by Robot_House February 24, 2011

Vicky Mendoza diagonal

The hot-crazy scale, known as the Vicky Mendoza diagonal as defined by Barney in How I Met Your Mother. The crazier a girl is, the hotter she is allowed to be.

That chick is pretty crazy but I guess her hotness makes up for it, definitely on the Vicky Mendoza diagonal.

by freqznbutterz December 21, 2007

one handed diagonal downward dog

another insane and must likely unattainable sex position invented by the horny middle aged women who work at cosmopolitan. if one wants to "try" the one handed diagonal downward dog one must first know what the reverse cowgirls is and go from there.

friend1:"I had the most incredible sex with tony last night we tried out the best new position."
friend2:"Oh Em Gee what's it called? I HAVE to know"
friend1:"The one handed diagonal downward dog duh! what else? haven't you read your latest cosmo?"

by bretheren April 28, 2005

diagonaled

diagonaled is a verb for two numbers that are placed diagonally to each other in a proportion equation.

The easiest way to solve for the unknown in a proportion is to multiply the two numbers diagonaled to each other and then divide by the number diagonaled to the unknown 'X'.

by Grok Mathing April 11, 2016

Diagon

A girl with many secrets and hidden talents. Nefarious and invisible to her peers. Most likely goth.
She is waiting to be discovered but, the variety of personalities, problems, and past experiences she carries with her are preventing that. For now, all she can do is hide behind her notebook.

If, and only if she opens up, the world will truly know pain and suffering.

Some girl1: who is that?
Some girl2: I think her name is Diagon... she’s a bit creepy.
SG1: she LOOKS a bit creepy. I’m gonna keep my distance.
Diagon:*looks up*

SG2: we should go... NOW!
Diagon: *mumbles* you just wait

by WPD#9999999 December 17, 2018

diagonal protrusion

An erect penis. Term first used in the book The Forever Question: Goonocracy.

"He used his diagonal protrusion to activate an uncomfortable conversation by poking her ear."

by Prolapsing Profusely August 20, 2011