deutsch bag

A german dueche bag.

Real funny deutsch bag.

Used in the movie Beerfest

by Westley E November 6, 2007

Deutsch Disease

A 24 hour to 7 day ailment due to excessive deutsching (smoking and/or drinking) over a short period of time. Symptoms are sore throat, loss of voice, mild headache and nausea, and black lung among others. Typically necessitates that the patient takes a few days off from deutsching, or takes a long Power Nap and pops a Celsius before returning.

-Yo, I’m having the boys over tonight for march maddy, tryna pu?
-Poss, I got Deutsch Disease so ima see how I feel after a Power Nap and energy drink.

by Cactus657 March 14, 2023

The Deutsch

Anal sex that involves the receiver to shit on the givers dick, as the receiver notices whats going on he pukes all over their partners back.

"Hey man did you here about carol last night, she got The Deutsch."

by Georgiboy October 10, 2007

Dirty Deutsch

After sticking a penis or a finger in an ass, the person pulls it out and wipes it across his/her partner's upper lip, forming an authentic looking Hitler mustache.

After the Dirty Deutsch, she was longing to visit Germany.

by Anal Sphincter August 13, 2007

Allan Deutsch

Owner of the worlds largest natural penis. Amazingly skilled at using it, too.

Girl: "dayummm that thing is huge it could kill me"
Allan: "hell no bitch I'm Allan Deutsch so I use this monster like a boss!"

by Case of Nova December 22, 2009

don deutsch

A guy who is just a great big douche the name refering to one of the biggest douches of them all don deutsch

Look at that kid walking with the fat asian girl what a don deutsch!

by TD24 April 18, 2008

deutsch nozzle

somebody that is not very cool that says nothing funny and has no friends like emo kids and people that play magic the gathering .

you are such a deutsch nozzle!

by lne_tkr420 January 25, 2010