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Bro-Dependent

adj. The act of being waaaay to reliant upon one's homies, constantly expecting them to kick down whatever they may have. Be it weed, a product from the place they work (Free shit from Burger King), anything they are eating, money to pay bills, etc.
"Dude, Mike is always broke but he gets kicked down food from Matt who works at McDonalds, Jim who grows his own bud and beers from Kevin @ the brewery."

"I know, he's totally too bro-dependent."
by Classic Criminal May 4, 2009
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Depeche Mode Mafia

a gang of rogue, militant, horny Depeche Mode fans who will destroy anyone who insults or undermines the work of the group, or any of it's members.
When Frank offended the Depeche Mode mafia, he went to sleep that night..and never woke up the next day.
by moded101 March 1, 2010
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dependable

capable of being depended on; worthy of trust; reliable:
Zack Falls is a dependable single man
by lovethespotlight October 18, 2011
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depetasate

To remove from a hat. From de + petasus + ate. Petasus is the Latin word for hat, and petas is the stem. Similar construction to defenestrate.
The magician depetasates the rabbit.

We depatasate the solution to the recurrence {F(n) = F(n-1) + F(n-2), F(1)=1, F(0)=0}, to reveal the Fibonacci sequence, 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, ... which is incidentally, also related to rabbits.
by lutherdriggers March 25, 2010
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DepEd

A FUCKING USELESS GOVERNMENT AGENCY THAT DOESNT WANT KIDS TO HAVE FUN PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND FORCES PEOPLE TO LEARN EVEN WHEN A PANDEMIC IS GOING ON
Connor: Why are you in Zoom?
Chris: DepEd Forced me to join fucking online education
by IHATEDEPED September 27, 2020
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date dependent

Someone who cannot live without being in a relationship. For instance jumping from one relationship to the next because if they aren’t in one, they don’t know who they are.
Noel is such a date dependent, he can’t back off of girls.
by m4gically June 21, 2022
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Dependisorous

An extremely overweight military spouse that feeds soley on a military members BAS. Usually caught dining at Buger King, ensuring all orders are King Sized.
Airman Bag-o-doughnuts: Is that Jone's wife?

Airman Snuffy: Sure is! I heard she used to be hot when she and Jones first got married

Airman B-o-D: Yep, that was until she decided to raid the commisary and become a dependisorous. Now the only thing that quenches her hunger is Jones' BAS.

Airmen Snuffy: That's fucked up!!!
by Darkmustang51 February 23, 2009
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