Demetri Martin

n. what you become when you have too much free time

1. I realized my friends' birth dates, together, all match my cell phone number.

2. I memorized Demetri Martin's mnemonic for remembering the alphabet!

by dacos April 8, 2009

Demetri Martin

Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...

"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~

by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005

Important Things With Demetri Martin

A show on Comdey Central starring comedian Demetri Martin. Martin uses his comedic style to tell his opinions on important things such as coolness, timing, brains, safety, power, chairs, games and more

hello welcome to important things with demetri martin, i am demetri martin, person

by thecinnamonkd85 May 1, 2009

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior

This bad ass will make you cry

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior is a name. He called you mean

by Yes, yes mam January 3, 2022

Demetriou

A Demetriou is one of the coolest people you’ve ever met there all Windups but there kind and loving when they need to be

have you heard of demetriou

yeah he is my bestie

by Demetriou May 31, 2019

demetri hicken

if u r a demetri hicken its means u r very juicey

demetri hicken

by juicey man May 10, 2019

ophelius demetris the third

name of an orange fish that is in fortnite the game

hey i just caught an ophelius demetris the third over here!

by ophelius November 29, 2020