racially tone deaf

A person who cannot tell that they're being racist with their words or actions.

I can't believe how racially tone deaf she is for doing black face and thinking it's ok???

by Lalachickenstrips June 27, 2019

Yawn deafness

A condition where, at the peak of a big yawn, one suffers a few seconds of deafness due to the opening and closing of the eustachian tubes connecting the ear and throat. Opportunists who know of another's yawn deafness use this condition to say something to the person yawning that they don't want them to hear - usually an insult, but spoken under breath or in a normal conversational tone. Better practice is to do it with friends present who will all hear what you said. A sizeable yawn can open up a good 5 seconds of deafness opportunity.

NOTE: Not everyone suffers yawn deafness, so there is always a risk when you try it on someone new.

Ken: Man ... that was a hard day's work (starts yawning)

Fred: I came twice in your wife's arse last night.

Ken: (finishes yawning) Sorry - yawn deafness ... what was that?

Fred: Nothing ... I was just agreeing with you. Hard day indeed.

by TMA-1 December 20, 2008

Ipod Deafness Syndrome

Deafness caused by an ipod blaring in one's ear. Often really, really, annoying and occasionally provokes anger.

Jake "Dude, where's the food?"

-silence-

Jake " wheres the &*&4 food!"

Rick "don't bother dude, he's got Ipod Deafness Syndrome.

Jake "oh."

by KrispeKream February 23, 2010

sheni deda

The basis for a number of obscene phrases in the Georgian language, one of them being "sheni deda movt'qan" = "I fucked your mother". "Sheni deda" by itself means "your mother".

Sheni deda movt'qan, qle!

by pentozali March 9, 2008

im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs

to leave, pass out, good bye

"you leavin bro?" "yeah im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs, peace"

by Dan February 7, 2003

deaf date

Almost like a "blind date", except it is with a girl that you've seen (real life or pictures) but never talked to.

Yo Eddy, I'm going on a deaf date with that chick I met on facebook!

by Bilal H. July 16, 2010

switch to decaf

Saying used to tell someone to chill out or calm down. Usually used when dealing with overly energetic annoying people.

That guy Sal at the party just wouldn't shut the fuck up and kept talking over everyone, so I told him to "switch to decaf" or leave.

by flyindutchman April 9, 2015