decrepit chips

when you eat stale chips from the bottom of the bag when you are hungry and that's all you have around

"any chips left in the bag"
"just the decrepit chips in the bottom!"

by Penny Flame June 28, 2008

Decrepence

Similar to Decrepit including -ence: suffix denoting a quality or an instance of it
- filthy or old
- worn out or ruined because of age or neglect
- dirty

I was pulling out some things from the attic and ended up with some sort of decrepence all over me.

by Edins DJ July 1, 2020

lil’ decrepit

a noun used when one is being very obnoxious, annoying, and or a piece of trash. commonly used when one break up another’s relationship.

when she tried to break jake and alissa up, that was a lil’ decrepit

by therealteasister December 11, 2018

decrepenis

1)A medical syndrome in which the penis has worn out with the passing of time.
The skin of the penis may sometimes become floppy, wrinkly, and will often appear dry.
2)A penis that can no longer attain an erection, due to old age or over use.
Word origin: decrepit and penis

"Professional slut: I fucked an old guy yesterday for a business promotion; he had a real nasty decrepenis."
"Doctor: I'm afraid you have been diagnosed with Decrepenis syndrome"

by Mr Weegels September 27, 2006

decrepit merry go round

the act of enticing all the grannies from the aged home to your place for tea and coffee then super surprising them by having an orgy with them whilst wearing your favourite mexican wrestling outfit

guy 1: hey man i saw your mum the other night. did the decrepit merry go round with her and a few of her friends.

guy 2: whats that?

guy 1: ahh nothing really, hmm ask your mum.

runs away!

by leoNARDox2 February 5, 2010

Decrepitating

Another word used to describe an extremely advanced state of decomposition.

"Did you see that zombie with the decrepitating skin?"
"Yeah, he looked perfectly ripe!"

by Somerlea October 6, 2013

Decrept

a word made up to make people feel smart - has no actual value than to act as a trash ego booster. People who say this word typically have no life outside of school, and can often be found in the corner of the library.

Person 1: wow you're really decrept
Person 2: wow you must have no friends!

by goozermanz April 10, 2017