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Deceptacronk

That that sneaky morning decoy poo you have the morning after eating say, a really spicy pizza with jalapeños, that lulls you into thinking your arse has got away with all the chilli seeds you ate. Shortly followed by what can only be described as a bout of Satan's Marmite.
"I thought I was out of the woods this morning after last night's vindaloo. My morning poo was fine, but it turned out to be a deceptacronk."
by bum chutney October 6, 2013
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Deceptatext

A text message or other social media posting that gives false hope to others.
Man I had a lot of hope that there were going to be survivors of the Korean Ferry Sinking or the Malaysian Airline Crash because of all the news reports about Deceptatext.
by jnorton80 April 18, 2014
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Deceptacon

The deceptacon is when you Coerce a female into sucking your ballsack then slowly moving down to the guche region. Then you thrust ones self forward until tongue enters the arsehole.
The man turned a standard headjob into a deceptacon quicker then she could suck it.
by PTY LTD Putrid February 28, 2015
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deceptertroll

1) a troll
2) a fucktard
deceptertroll was a fucktard, trying to flip some noobs.
by anonymous2803 June 23, 2018
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Deeptarka

My name is Deeptarka.
by Akash Chopra February 7, 2022
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Deceptaconners

Fake people that come into your life & build relationships by deception & lies.

One who enters ones life to purposely ruin another person's life by the means of deception.
I honestly believed it all, the lies, the manipulation; they brought me into their troubles & sagas, they ruined 6 years of my life, they are nothing but deceptaconners!! Stay away!!!
by KiwiTruthTalker March 19, 2022
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Deceptacroch

When you see a beautiful women and expect her vagina to taste great and smell great but when you get down there it is foul.
Also when you see an unattractive women expecting her to be foul but she taists and smells divine.
That girl looks like a deceptacroch.

Or I bet you that chick is a deceptacroch.
by Gmennace March 12, 2025
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