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Deathcage

A derogative term for the town of Bethpage on Long Island in New York State
Dude, I'm stuck in Deathcage tonight. Nothing to do
by Ceejabreeze May 5, 2011
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Deathtoken

A 'Deathtoken' is any of the creepy things that are left by mourners. These things are left on roadsides typically. You find Deathtokens in other places like Grace Land or The Neverland Ranch. For some reason people decorate places of death. These are not to be confused with Short term memorials or actual gravesites but rather these things grow into Deathtokens if left for a substantial amount of time in a place of passing. Creepiness and official level of Deathtoken are rated on of 1-10. 1 being more than a week and 10 being a year or more. Deathtokens can be balloons, teddy bears, framed pictures, toys,etc..
Bro, my aunt wants to go to Neverland Ranch and leave her white glove on the fence as a 'Deathtoken'.
by 976psycho February 20, 2011
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Deathane

When the methane gas expelled from your rectum smells so bad, that it actually has the potential to bring death upon another person!
"My God, Harry! If you leak one more of your Deathane farts, I am gonna die of either suffocation or choking on my own vomit!"
by Mr. Led Zeppelin March 17, 2020
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Nu Deathcore

A genre that doesn't exist yet, but it's only a matter of time before some money-grubbing bastard invents it. It will combine Nu Metal and Deathcore, but will also include undertones of Crunk, Post-Grunge, and Teen Beat. It will sound something like a mix between ICP, The Mentors, Toby Keith, Slipknot, Brokencyde, Leftover Crack, Limp Bizkit, Hawthorne Heights, Pantera, Underoath, Gang Green, Primus, The Exploited, Mudvayne, Sublime, Simple Plan, Lil Mama, Tool, The Number 12 Looks Like You, The Black Dahlia Murder, and Chingy.
Where most underground music is generally considered to have a liberal bias, this music will from the get-go be aligned with extremely conservative views.
This genre will demand an extremely glossy production, and lyrically it will set out to appeal to the lowest common denominator. It will be championed by Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Ted Nugent and followers of Pat Robertson and Sayyid Qutb as "wholesome". It will be featured extensively on daytime television on such shows as My Super Sweet 16, Cops, Judge Judy, Howard Stern, Jerry Springer, The O'Reilly Factor, Fox News, WWE, The Princes of Malibu, and Paris Hilton's My New BFF. It will also be played at American Football games and NRA meetings.
It will set out to reject and ultimately undermine the developments of more challenging music, like Noise Rock, No Wave, Shoegazer, Glam Rock, Post-Punk, Industrial, Post-Hardcore, Blues, Free Jazz, Impressionism, Ambient, and all forms of the avant-garde.
This music will set off the pattern of devolution in humanity, and will ultimately result in the end of civilization.
When Nu Deathcore is created, it will be a sign of the end times.
by punkrawk226 February 25, 2009
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Deathwater

Deathwater began when the Mist from Stephan King’s story was herded to Texas and milked, producing normal-seeming vitamin water. But after three minutes on contact with air, it turns black. And all those medicinal properties? They go to Hell. It will kill you. But first, you throw up 600 pounds of bricks! Luckily, you don’t notice because you having a high big enough to fit two 747s, six eighteen wheelers, and an elephant. Then you die.
Besides the Mist, Deathwater comes in two other flavors: Chuck Norris Sweat and Chuck Norris Urine. Deathice is also in the works, which is described as being like ice-skating on sand paper.
“If you buy Deathwater, you won’t have to worry about the economy. ‘Cause you’ll be dead!”- Greenwood

“I welcome you!”- Satan

“I got Damascus Fever! Could Deathwater cure it?”- Last of a series of Deathwater references in trail logs along the Appalachian Trail approaching Damascus
by Gobba42 May 16, 2010
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Deathrage

the rage resulting from living in Bethpage, NY. See related Deathcage
Im stuck at home tonight, I'm full of Deathrage
by Ceejabreeze May 5, 2011
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Deathlaney

A girl that wants nothing but death for everyone. Also known for quoting: "Life begins when church ends" "Sex begins when condoms end" and many more.
"Brah, I want to have sex with my girlfriend, but she just wants to raw dog it."
"Dude, what a Deathlaney!!"
by Adolf<3er September 30, 2011
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