david

A kid who is fat and is annoying, scams and begs people for money and buy pizzahut everyday and plays online games and watches porn...!

Alex: Sup
You: nothing much bought a pizza
Alex: OMG ur turning into a david

by imtheterrorist November 12, 2012

david

A Gay with short dark hair, sorter size of a person,with a exstreamly small dick

ugg davids here

by sameZZzZ April 24, 2017

david

emo. emo david.

“have you met david?”

“yeah, he’s pretty emo.”

by ilovemyemoboyfriend January 07, 2022

david

David has FLY HACKS!!!

- "David, can't you just use your fly hacks and get up there?"

by NotRestless January 22, 2023

david

david: the act of david
or
david: the feeling of david

Guy 1: david
Guy 2: Who the fuck are you how did you get in my house I'm calling the police.

by rileywynt March 05, 2021

david

davids can smell people from a mile away
good luck if you trying to escape me
my hands 1 shot anyone
can defeat pablos

he has big davids
he can david away

by glizzy squad November 09, 2022

david

big,round,stays in the bathroom for years.

"oh god do you hear that?"
"is that an earthquake??"
"never mind its just david."

by ooooooooofffffffffffffffffffff April 22, 2019