Baker's dandruff

The flaky bits of (often short crust pastry) that falls whilst eating a pie or pastry.

That pie was so delicious that I barely dropped any baker's dandruff! Truly a spectacle.

by Dongledawg July 21, 2017

galloping dandruff

the crabs. pubic lice.
bitey dandruff.
It's dandruff with claws.

that dirty biatch gave me the galloping dandruff, man.

The tide is coming in and i'm getting really itchy.

by B August 19, 2003

dandruff

Dead skin making a glorious escape from your scalp. A pain in the ass...it makes your head itchy and falls onto clothing (not a good time to be wearing a black shirt).

Some guy: "Dude, your head is snowing. Gross."
Unfortunate victim of dandruff: "Really? Damnit, I need some antidandruff shampoo."

by omgwtfsplosion April 22, 2007

Unicorn Dandruff

The huge amount of sugar that you get on the last serving of cereal.

Dude, I'm going to serve myself extra cereal so I can get the Unicorn Dandruff!

by Hyper Active Cynic! April 1, 2011

dandruff

white flaky stuff that comes out from your scalp when either you haven't washed your hair in a while or if you have a dry scalp.
-people might think it's nasty if they see it on someone.

Dude don't headbang anymore! Your dandruff is getting on me!

by mugglewuggle January 17, 2009

mechanical dandruff

Slang for The Crabs

Funny and non sexually explicit way to say Crabs.

Look at that dude digging his crotch! bet he's got mechanical dandruff!

by Richmeister September 4, 2014

social dandruff

When you're just really flaky.

Damn, he always cancels on us. He's got some serious social dandruff.

by @starlord88 February 8, 2018