Johnny Cashing

Johnny Cashing oneself is the act of wearing all black: black shoes, black slacks, black tie, black shirt, black coat.

John: You see Jake over there?
Max: The guy in all black? Yeah! He's Johnny Cashing tonight.

by Vaultsy April 27, 2011

Johnny Cashing

The act of having a 'ring of fire' after an eventful night! Or after an extremely hot curry...

Oi mate, shouldn't of had that vindaloo last night! Been Johnny Cashing all day!

by Colonel delicious June 18, 2013

Crushing

A verb used to describe someone being very attracted to someone else. When someone has a crush on someone, they would be described as "crushing on him/her"

Ben: Hey, Sean. What's up?
Sean: Oh my god, I'm totally crushing right now.

or

Ben: Wow, Sean, that girl Julia over there looks pretty hot.
Sean: Yeah, I think I've developed a crush on her.
Ben: So you're crushing on Julia?
Sean: I suppose you could say that. Yes, I am crushing on Julia.

by Ben Harris May 1, 2006

boner crushing

The act of firmly pressing your erect penis into inanimate objects (e.g. a mattress, window, or door jamb) for the purpose of quenching desire or instilling fear and intimatidation into others.

Alex got so excited he started boner crushing the window at Rob's office much to Rob's shame and secret delight.

by Fitzmuenster April 24, 2010

Cusping

To wank oneself or to be wanked by someone else to the cusp of having an orgasm but stopping short of ejaculation. May be performed several times over and over before allowing orgasmic release of one's cum load. Cusping may be performed to enhance or extend sexual play or may be used as a form of BDSM play involving dominance and submissive roles. May also be referred to as Edging in the porn and fetish industries.

Roger's girlfriend enjoyed giving him a good wanking. She especially enjoyed cusping Roger from several good solid wanks that were stopped short before building him up to an explosive, orgasmic milking.

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

dream crushing

What the brothers Briscoe do best.

"dream crushing gives me my powers!" said Lee Briscoe. "There is not a dream i can't crush!"

by coogan April 18, 2008

No Cussing Club

An organization started by a 14-year-old tool from Pasadena, as endorsed by his parents and apparently his friends. This group, obviously in direct violation of the USA's first amendment, has somehow been endorsed by congressmen and law enforcement alike. The aforementioned 14-year-old has also authored a hilarious, although pathetic "music video" wherein he spasms about his neighborhood, telling people not to use swear words. I, much like thousands of other people who have seen this music video, are anxious to hear how this person has turned out in three to five years.

"If you wanna be my peer, please respect my ears - don't cuss!"
-14 year old founder of the No Cussing Club
"Do me a favor, say 'don't cuss' for me. Thanks, I'll have a cheeseburger."
-14 year old founder's equally queer father

by Senor Mysterious November 5, 2007