Shawl Cunting

Women (or men) who go about their day with a shawl on, but no pants or underwear. Also see Shirt Cocker, Shirt Cocking and Porky Pig.

Supposedly first coined at burning man where shirt cocking and shawl cunting is most prevalent. In 2014, the BRC Dept. of Radical Inclusion Dick-a-boo Task Force notified all persons that shirt cocking should now be replaced with "dick-a-boo".

That person is outstandingly shawl cunting! Quick, scutinize them with the megaphone and fire the pants-cannon at them - then offer them a dusty, cold beer.

by shirtcocker September 4, 2014

jesus cunting christ

A wonderfully profane thing to yell when you are extremely angry, with an emphasis on the final word (as demonstrated in the example below).

Jesus cunting CHRIST, Tim!! Did you really have to go drop that giant 127 lb. anvil on my foot??

by tiny cheeseburger December 12, 2008

slut cunting

Favoured pastime with those who are predisposed towards making intimate contact with sluts. Involves sexual intercourse with females of loose morality.

Tally-ho old chaps! Lovely night for a spot of slut cunting, don't you think? Jolly good then, let's make haste, shall we?

by biatch March 23, 2004

Under Cunting

A phrase made popular by the young you tube sensation Bo Burnham. It is an alternative way of describing the act of fisting upon a female.

Last night as i arrived home i caught a glimpse of my neighbours wife under cunting herself.

Lucy demanded that Dave began under cunting her.

We tried to under cunting her, be she cried.

by Bigbofist November 4, 2010

cunting mother

a despicable person who thrives on making other peoples lives worse. A cunting mother is aware of his actions and enjoys the pain and suffering of others. Often mistaken for a asshole.

That cunting mother just cut me off, now I got to get off at the next exit and turn around.

by AC Paco August 8, 2006

Cunting

Cunting is the art form of going out to pursue female(s) for sexual activities with all orientations. i.e hunting for cunt = cunting

Let’s go cunting at the bar tonight. Let’s do it!

by Newfie blogger January 5, 2019

super cunting

super cunting... derivative of cunting. When something is slightly more cunting than that which the singular use of 'cunting' doth suffice to describe. Most often used in the sentance... 'that's not cunting, that's super cunting'.

Pedros, the Spanish Stud slept with my girlfriend... that's cunting.... then he slept with me... super cunting.

by jonniejoejonson October 11, 2006