cuntington

Derogatory term for one who is an upper class toff

"Look, there goes a fucking cuntington, his mum is loaded son!"

by Shayson May 23, 2007

Jack Cunningham

Someone who is sexual pleased by tongs.

Woman: Hey did you bring the tongs?
Man: Hell yeah baby, you know I'm a Jack Cunningham!
Woman: *orgasms*

by yourboybd June 7, 2018

Casual cunting

Casual cunting is the social practice of calling someone a cunt, without it meaning anything. First named casual cunting by the well known comedian, Micky Flanagan.

Person 1: why are all your shoes on top of mine? You cunt...

Person 2: is that supposed to be casual cunting?

by Lgill July 8, 2014

Ritchie Cunningham

To have intercourse while wearing only a sweater and sox, the way Ritchie used to on the classic "Happy Days."

Mary-Beth Allen insisted that Ritchie Cunningham take off only his pants and tighty-whiteys when they screwed. She insisted it made his Pinky Tuscadero seem almost twice as large. It soon became all the rage, thanks to the graffiti on the ladies room wall.

by Pantaloon January 28, 2008

Cuntinic

A cuntinic is a individual that exhibits obnoxious and arrogant social skills. "Cunitinic" is derived from the English root word "cunt" but is elevated to a more sophisticated rank of diction as a result of the added suffix. Cuntinics are typically passive aggressive individuals with deep-seated mother issues, as a result, cunitinics are statistically more common in the male population. Cuntinics often show anger towards the word by expressions such as "go to hell", "i'm going to *add expletive".

Don't be such a cunitinic.

Once a cuntinic always a cunitinic

by Bercock June 29, 2011

CunninLynguists

Cunninlynguists is a Kentucky rap group comprised of Kno, Deacon the Villian, and frequently features lable mates Mr. SOS and Tonedeff. Notable tracks include: Seasons, Love Ain't, and Lynguistics. Cunninlynguists currently have three albums: Will Rap For Food, Southernunderground, and A Piece of Strange.

"Cunninlynguists, know what I'm saying?
You know how we do
I mean, you probably don't know how we do
but you're about to find out."

by st3nc May 12, 2006

Cuntingtons Disease

A disease in which a girl acts deliberately or otherwise like a total cunt. This girl may appear bitchy or needy but rest assured she only has a case of Cuntingtons Disease.

Cures for Cuntingtons Disease are as follows
Reality Check
A Good Lay
New Clothes

Compliments

Travis: "Dude, that chick has always been a total bitch to me."
Zack: "Naw dude, its just her Cuntingtons Disease acting up again."
Travis: "Oh, no worries."

by Radio Rocket December 30, 2009