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cumbrella 

a questionably smelling umbrella that you likely borrowed from a coworker, or found in a lost and found box.
You: hey, it’s raining outside

Me: you better borrow this cumbrella that’s been in the break room for months. Just don’t sniff it.
cumbrella by curlnourish April 13, 2018

cumbrella 

1.(noun) a female condom goes inside girl
2.(verb)when you jizz on a girl's inner leg and the cum drips in her vagina just like how with umbrella water always drips on you
3.(noun) an item a girl put over her vagina when she gives you a hand job and lets you cum all over her while she is naked alot like a famle condom but instead it covers the vagina
1.we wanted to have sex but i didnt have a condom so we used a cumbrella
2. he just had sex and i cam all over her leg and let it drip in her vagina
3.she gave me a hand job naked and wanted cum on her but she didn't want to get pregnant so she used a cumbrella

Cumbrellas 

Extremely exaggerated long fake eyelashes used by whores to prevent cum getting in their eyes.
Before ALL you guys bukkake my face let me put on my cumbrellas so I don’t get cum in my eyes. Cumbrellas are a great tool for whores who like to get cummed on the face but don’t want cum getting in their eyes.
Cumbrellas by Xtna_xtna October 20, 2023

Cumbrella 

When you cum vertically and gravity makes it fall to the earth in the shape of an umbrella.
Chris ' cumbrella soaked Laura in salty goodness and he definitely isn't her brother.
Cumbrella by Sarah Chisholm May 31, 2016

cumbrella 

A move used in intercourse that paralyzes your mate's genitals so that they don't stop cumming so you need an umbrella to shield yourself from the spray of genital juices.
Have you ever used Cumbrella move, its really effective.
cumbrella by dragon of doom March 2, 2020

Cumbrella 

The list of men a woman believes find her attractive enough to masturbate to her.
Charlene: That Dwight got proper thing for you, gal.
Leona: Fo' sure bitch, he totally under my cumbrella.
Cumbrella by MurrMiteFish9 August 17, 2022