by Rocky 12 October 14, 2023
Get the cuddle stacking mug.The situation of being so drunk a person spins out and lands on a sofa, gripping it for dear life untill they either puke or ride it out.
Look at Briony, that last drink got her on the sofa cuddle struggle....better have a bucket ready.....
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cuddle season is the best season to find that person you have been waiting for and cuddle for the whole month, make yourself happy in the month of December the cuddling will make them want to participate in DDD/destroy dick december. Girls love cuddling so go get her while you can dude
boy: hey girl it’s cuddle season wanna be my cuddle buddy?
girl: hell yeah, i’ve been waiting for a dude that wants to cuddle!!
girl: hell yeah, i’ve been waiting for a dude that wants to cuddle!!
by ᔕᴀ𝐧𝕒 December 1, 2019
Get the Cuddle season mug.A person who appears to be obsessive in nature when it comes to the act of cuddling. This person may use social media sites such as tumblr, twitter, or Facebook to reach out to the public masses in desperation to find an individual who will be up for some cuddling.
What this person is really saying is that they are an extremely lonely individual who has severe problems with relationships and often suffers from break-ups which he/she thought was going to last "forever". In an attempt to suppress the raging fury within, they seek a cuddle buddy to help soothe these irritations.
It usually begins by the cuddle slut contacting the unsuspecting victim and offering a movie and sky vodka preferably in a college dorm setting.
What this person is really saying is that they are an extremely lonely individual who has severe problems with relationships and often suffers from break-ups which he/she thought was going to last "forever". In an attempt to suppress the raging fury within, they seek a cuddle buddy to help soothe these irritations.
It usually begins by the cuddle slut contacting the unsuspecting victim and offering a movie and sky vodka preferably in a college dorm setting.
Sabrina: "Hey, I love cuddling!!! I just suffered a heart-breaking emotional break-up with my unemotional friend. Will you please cuddle/fuck/smoke a joint with me????? I need attention!! Boo-Hoo!! My life is an emotional train wreck and I never listen to good advice from wise sages when I have the opportunity to!!
Victim: Good god! What is this thing!? Oh yeah, a cuddle slut. I've read about those things before. Scary creatures. (shivers)
Victim: Good god! What is this thing!? Oh yeah, a cuddle slut. I've read about those things before. Scary creatures. (shivers)
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Get the cuddle slut mug.Dude who has to do all the relationship bullshit plus "just friends spooning" while said girl is screwing another guy or guys. Poor fucker never gets any and never understands why.
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