A malapropism of the cliche "warm the cockles of one's heart" that simply means give one a comforting feeling of pleasure or contentment. Unlike the cliche, the malapropism suggests the heart to be something populated by cuckolds; the heart already cheats and is cheated by whatever it commits to; all the same there is pleasure or contentment in this.
Strumpets who throw bricks through our windows after we break it off with them warm the cuckolds of one's heart. It shows that they cared enough to be crazy.
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I saw THE FRENCH CUCKOLD at the climbing gym and he said to a woman "You are zuch a zmooth climber, bebbe. I am zo erratic up there." She nervously laughed and walked away.
THE FRENCH CUCKOLD asked a woman what level the climb she had just done was. She snarkily walked up to the wall and shouted the level out, ignoring him afterward.
THE FRENCH CUCKOLD asked a woman what level the climb she had just done was. She snarkily walked up to the wall and shouted the level out, ignoring him afterward.
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The alpha cuckold, is a dominant boyfriend/husband who willingly encourages his wife to sleep with other people because it brings him pleasure, but contrary to the accepted definition of cuckold does not enjoy any form of humiliation and has a direct say in who his wife sleeps with and when. The term is synonymous with stag husband. The girlfriend/wife of the alpha cuckold is sometimes referred to as the vixen.
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by xono November 23, 2013
Get the cuckolded mug.1. The very small useless cock of a cuckold and in most cases is kept in a chastity cage. Its existence is merely to allow the cuckold to urinate and also as a symbol of his humiliation for having an inadequate cock.
2. Dick that is kept in a chastity cage so the male is unable to cheat or masterbate.
2. Dick that is kept in a chastity cage so the male is unable to cheat or masterbate.
Chad Sales puts his cuckold dick in a cage so his wife can fuck other men in front oh him.
Lil Sean got a cuckold dick because he got caught cheating on baby D and now she threw away the key so hes stuck wearing it. ROFL
Lil Sean got a cuckold dick because he got caught cheating on baby D and now she threw away the key so hes stuck wearing it. ROFL
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