Crunky

When your bones are aching and crunchy

I slept awkward last night and my bones are crunky

by MrsDLT August 13, 2020

Crunkie

A crunkie is a person obsessed with CROCS such as decorating them with pins and giblets.

Man Andrea, you have an unhealthy amount of giblets on those crocs! You're such a crunkie

croc/junkie

by Pukadog December 26, 2021

crunkie-sided

not balanced. not level. not even.

1. That table with one short leg is all crunkie-sided.

2. I'm gonna knock you upside your crunkie-sided head hard enough to balance you out!

by jonboy's mom January 3, 2010

crunky

weird as hell; strange

“paige’s dog ate her underwear and socks omg he’s so crunky”

by hot&sticky4urmom January 9, 2022

Crunky

A very annoying person that is younger and less dominant than you.

Go away you little crunky

by Harvey McDonaldo January 10, 2024

Crunky

Makes one joyous to the point of being primal, and without reason or control.

That cat video made me so crunky.

by Pokotho March 28, 2024

crunky

poor execution of performance, being a mixture of crunchy , crooked, and clumsy.

That girl has some crunky tumbling.

by Master of the DIC! July 24, 2022