Crunkie

A crunkie is a person obsessed with CROCS such as decorating them with pins and giblets.

Man Andrea, you have an unhealthy amount of giblets on those crocs! You're such a crunkie

croc/junkie

by Pukadog December 26, 2021

Crunky

Like crunchy but has more emphasis. Can also be used as Cronked if someone has got the shit beat out of them.

That was a Crunky ass cookie.

Dude, he got Cronked in that fight.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Crunky

Meaning the state of something is way bad + funky (funky as in the smell of a cheese you find in your fridge that's expired by 8 days)

Person 1: Kinda tempted to take these bandaids off my bloody, sliced-up fingers.
Person 2: Dude, don't, your fingers are fuckin' crunky.

by The Doctor Sex. March 12, 2021

Crunky

Non-American Wockhardt

I sip crunky

by yuhhh673 June 8, 2022

Crunky

Makes one joyous to the point of being primal, and without reason or control.

That cat video made me so crunky.

by Pokotho March 28, 2024

Crunky

A very annoying person that is younger and less dominant than you.

Go away you little crunky

by Harvey McDonaldo January 10, 2024

crunkie-sided

not balanced. not level. not even.

1. That table with one short leg is all crunkie-sided.

2. I'm gonna knock you upside your crunkie-sided head hard enough to balance you out!

by jonboy's mom January 3, 2010