crunchage

Crunchage is the term used to describe the crunchiness of an object

I was trying to get optimal crunchage on that Gatorade bottle

by 456.11.37.24 May 23, 2023

Couchable

A word to define a day thats perfect for sitting on the couch all day.

Dude this day is so Couchable

by BlueFoxThing December 18, 2023

Cunthable

Hella relaxed. Whether you earned it or not, you’re acting like you did.

I should be doing laundry but I'm in here rubbing my feet together scrolling TikTok cunthable af.

You can come over and take me down but you can't spend the night. Don't get cunthable.

She just started last week and already taking longer lunch breaks. Just too cunthable.

by Kũgah The One June 6, 2025

Cunthable

Hella relaxed. Whether you earned it or not, you’re acting like you did.

I'm supposed to be doing laundry but instead I'm laying up here rubbing my feet together scrolling TikTok. Cunthable af.

You can come over and take me down but you can't spend the night. Don't get cunthable.

She just started working here last week and already taking extra long lunch breaks. Just too cunthable.

by Kũgah The One June 6, 2025

A California Crunchberry

When you get a blow job from a girl who has cold sores on her mouth. Other version: "Frosted California Crunchberries" - when you glaze the cold sores with ejaculate after the blowjob.

"Oh I didn't care she was having an outbreak, she gave me A California Crunchberry"

by razorbladeandrazorbottom July 8, 2021