that's the way the cookie crumbles

A term used to explain to somebody that you can't control the way things are going to happen or exspect them to happen a certain way.

Person 1: I never win anything
Person 2: Thats the way the cookie crumbles

by Al May 31, 2004

crumblies

Another word to call old people. Crumblies is the funniest word to ever call old people.

Me: "Whoa! Look at those crumblies!"
Crumblies: "why we outta catch you and kik ur arse!"

by CoCoNutBongoMan November 16, 2005

that's just the way the cookie crumbles

that's life...and life sometimes sucks...

that's just the way the cookie crumbles, that's just the way the dice roll...like in the superblondes song...

by Andrew May August 13, 2007

crumplin'

Can be used in a lot of situations; someone giving you a bad look, someone "hatin'", etc.

"Why that nigga crumplin'?"

by Tassha October 20, 2005

Totes Them Crumblies

Absolutely, without a doubt, yes.

Do I want to be surrounded by kittens while also being handed a million dollars? Totes them crumblies, fam.

by justtryingtomakeapointhere July 18, 2018

crumbilingus

1. The eating of a muffin, pastry, biscuit, etc. as a means of feigning sexual pleasure.
2. The outward enjoyment of a delicious muffin, pastry, biscuit, etc. so much that it is perceived by others to be a sexual act.

Howard performed crumbilingus on his freshly baked Cinnabon roll. People stared.

by wayneamerica October 14, 2008

Crumblies

Left-overs of weed when you have no nugz (nuggets) left. Often found by searching your usual smoke spot for scraps and other left-overs of marijuana.

Dude! We're out of dank! Lets search the car for some crumblies, quick!

by Steve Burg April 27, 2006