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crumb surfing

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The act of a canine investigating the floor under a table or tray after a meal in hopes of finding dropped food.
After the movie, Venti was excitedly crumb surfing by the couch looking for dropped corn chips.
by Proudwolf February 14, 2007
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crumb belly

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A belly covered in crumbs from sloppily eating chips, or any crumb generating food.
Hey hun, clean off that crumb belly you look like a bum!
by sarhacosmo February 27, 2010
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Crumb butter

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The reminance of unused butter that has been scaped off the knife and resides on the rim of the butter tub
Me: We've run out of butter
Gf: Have you used the crumb butter?
Me: No, im not homeless
by Jizmnasium April 23, 2017
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doo doo crumb

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Small, dried up pieces of doo doo which can be found caught in corn hole hairs (along with TP niblets), behind toilet bowls, and in toothbrushes.
"There are doo doo crumbs caught in my ass hair."
by Marcus G October 3, 2007
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Crumb Getta

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A man who hits on a woman who is just out of a relationship that ended badly. The woman, devastated, is in a vulnerable and "crummy" position. The man in turn is there to pick up the crumbs, hence, the Crumb Getta.
"You hear? Stacy just got dumped a night before prom." Tyler
"No way, they seemed so happy together." Cole
"It ended really badly, shes a mess." Tyler
"Time for me to move in, I'm a Crumb Getta!" Cole
by AC Stunna July 20, 2008
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Crumb Back

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Racial slang. A broke ass cracker is a crumb back mostly aimed towards poor white trash or any Caucasian.
by They Call Me El Jefe April 26, 2011
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crumb king

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A person who leaves a trail of food crumbs everywhere they go. Someone who could make soup into crumbs and drop them on the floor/table.
"Have you seen that Matthew guy? He's super cute, but everywhere he goes there is a trail of bread crumbs! What gives?" "Oh, you didn't know? He's the crumb king."
by sannabanana November 7, 2014
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