crum bum

Someone who has little motivation to better their life and will be a lifer foreverchild.

I've been one before.
Takes one to know one.
You can grow out of it, if you don't have severe brain damage.
crum bum

by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015

Crum Bum

Someone late to the market who's wants buy your bitcoin crum's in the begining of a bull run. Legacy finance professionals, gold bugs, anyone who called Bitcoin rat poison. Friends, or colleuges, who laughed at you years ago buying but now want buy some them selfs.

Ya those guys at Black Rock are real Crum Bums

by Hodl Master June 6, 2024

Bum Crumbs

The sprinkles of fecal matter, rolled up tissue and odd arse crack pube that is often found left on the back of the toilet seat post-poo.

Usually left behind by an over-enthusiastic wiper.

(Often confused with Chuff Nuts which are bum crumbs that remain attached to the crack hair)

Yeh I noticed I'd left a shit-ton of bum crumbs behind; looked like someone had been eating a chocolate biscuit over the back of the bog.

Ah fuck! Dave's left a load of bloody bum crumbs around the toilet again. That guy needs to stop wiping his arse like he's trying to polish his Rusty Sheriff's Badge. Dirty bastard!

by Poo Review December 2, 2010

bum crumbs

The rolled up toilet paper crumbs left behind your backside on the toilet seat.

dirty toilet seat,clean your bum crumbs off the toilet!

by NJ MUIR September 24, 2007

Bum Crumbs

The Bits of dried poop that hang from ass pubes that some people pick at.

This nigga don’t wipe he got bum crumbs😂

by IsThisNameTaken?LetMeCheck October 13, 2018

bum crumbs

the crust left behind in your butthole, from feces. usually in small pieces, like a loose dingleberry.

I farted one day, and I had bum crumbs all in my underwear.

by Shefun April 25, 2006

bum crumbs

the crust left behind in your butthole, from feces. usually in small pieces, like a loose dingleberry.

I farted one day, and I had bum crumbs all in my underwear.

by Shefun April 23, 2006