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Carnivorous Crotch Crickets

Another way of saying pubic lice, or "crabs".

However the phrase is typically used to describe a promiscuous person that is highly likely to contract a Sexually Transmitted Disease.
Dude, Mary's been with so many guys she probably has carnivorous crotch crickets!
by TheSaint1984 June 23, 2011
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SABERTOOTH CROTCH CRICKETS

An STD contracted from women origionating from Bithlo, FL , who works on Oranage Blossom Trail.
I got these sabertooth crotch crickets from this ho down on OBT.
by Booby Bootlier November 29, 2007
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She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.
by Charles July 19, 2003
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body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.
Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.
by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005
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The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.
"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"
by Blitz77 May 21, 2010
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AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.
Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.
by BigP July 2, 2005
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