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Office Crop Duster

An individual who engages in crop dusting within an office environment. These individuals are typically shunned as their lewd act is generally considered taboo inside the office.
"Man, did you hear the new guy is a serial office crop duster!"

"Ya, I know, who hired him anyways?"
by Dr. Zay-us December 16, 2011
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Rusty Crop-Duster

When you walk by someone and let out a fart, and you unintentionally shit your pants.
I was walking in the mall and tried to crop dust an old man but sharted my pants and ended up giving my self a rusty crop-duster.
by blindhog June 20, 2013
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crop duster

A car with some sort of engine problem that causes it to release an abnormal amount of exhaust, usually of a bluish color.
Boy, that old Impala was quite the crop duster.
by Zone-Ranger October 23, 2007
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Cropdusting

The act of farting while walking past others, leaving them to gag in the wake of your shit-smelling foulness. Can also be referred to as the airdrop.
Ron: "So there I was just typing away at my desk, then I smelled it....that wretched odor that could only be caused by someone cropdusting."

Jim: "Oh man I've smelled that before! I think it's that new foreign girl Yun Li. She pulled an airdrop over at my desk the other day, and I threw up in my mouth a little."

Ron: "That dirty beeyotch!"
by Potato Sack July 25, 2008
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Reverse cropdust

Farting while walking through a particular area, then inadvertently walking back through the same area while the fart still lingers.
I completely ruined aisle four with my ass, then remembered I needed a can of black beans and totally reverse cropdusted myself.
by wordsmithhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh September 16, 2009
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Cropdust

To suddenly release a fart in such a way that an unsuspecting victim is lightly 'dusted' with the gas molecules. This can be done in two ways, by either walking in front of the recipient as you let 'er rip, or by planting the bomb booby trap style in such a manner that they unknowingly walk through it.
Man, I totally just cropdusted you. At least it's better than a Covered Wagon.
by infinity.morales June 2, 2009
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Contracted Crop Duster

The act of passing wind and having a person or people walk past and crop dust your scent for you.
Scott timed his fart perfectly as Jono walked past thus using Jono as his contracted crop duster to delightfully distribute the scent of his fart to share with others.
by The S Master June 13, 2021
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